Females help me out with some advice

[Sister Hyde]

Good luck with the Sista - you never know maybe you will be lucky and she will be a survivor of a bad accident which removed all the brain cells dealing with male selection and the good sense associated with making the right choices eh?
Jen

wow easy!!! why do you wish me such terrible things?

[Monty]

Sweet sweet love.

Monty

[The Good Michael]

I had another personal issue to ask advice about, but the salve seems to have cleared it up.

Mike

[Sister Hyde]

Sweet sweet love.

yeah but wishing me to end up together with Tom IS mean!

[Monty]

yeah but wishing me to end up together with Tom IS mean!

There will be no fear of that Sister, I somehow think you arent his type.

Monty

[DVV]

I agree with you, GM! I always knew David was a good guy, so I'm very pleased to hear that he has finally achieved Sainthood.

It's pretty cool that they even gave him his own day.

Holiday pay for everybody!

Félicitations,
Archaic

Spare my blushes, Bunny !

[Sister Hyde]

There will be no fear of that Sister, I somehow think you arent his type.

Monty

what would his type be anyway?

[Monty]

Youre too nice Sister

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

Youre too nice Sister

Monty

damn! i was expecting the "he likes them with more hairs" answer!

[c.d.]

I think you'll find Americans speak English Tom, comes from when we owned your asses and before you started whinging about it.

Monty

Hi Monty,

Yes, it's true, you Brits owned our asses at one time. But then you started to forget the little things. Things like bringing us flowers for no reason just because you wanted to. Or perhaps a phone call in the middle of the day just to say you missed us. And would it have killed you to put the damn toilet seat down? Sure the sex was great but we needed cuddling too. Truth be told, we miss those times sometimes late at night but we have moved on and have never looked back.

c.d.

[Sister Hyde]

Hi Monty,
And would it have killed you to put the damn toilet seat down? Sure the sex was great but we needed cuddling too. Truth be told, we miss those times sometimes late at night but we have moved on and have never looked back.

c.d.

everybody needs cuddling, a loooooooooooooooot of it!

[Monty]

Hi Monty,

Yes, it's true, you Brits owned our asses at one time. But then you started to forget the little things. Things like bringing us flowers for no reason just because you wanted to. Or perhaps a phone call in the middle of the day just to say you missed us. And would it have killed you to put the damn toilet seat down? Sure the sex was great but we needed cuddling too. Truth be told, we miss those times sometimes late at night but we have moved on and have never looked back.

c.d.

It took you a while to catch on that it was over. Still, we do like to come over their and take your Oscars.

Monty

[Monty]

damn! i was expecting the "he likes them with more hairs" answer!

Ahh, but you'd still come into the equation.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

It took you a while to catch on that it was over. Still, we do like to come over their and take your Oscars.

Monty

if there is ONE thing englishmen do better than no one else, it's definitely humor and gloomy dramas (most of the time it goes together)!!!

[Sister Hyde]

Ahh, but you'd still come into the equation.

Monty

you'd be very surprised