Females help me out with some advice

[The Good Michael]

if there is ONE thing englishmen do better than no one else, it's definitely humor and gloomy dramas (most of the time it goes together)!!!

That means they are worse than all others. Am I the only one who caught that? It's just not true. The English are at least as funny as the Danes and can be as gloomy as the Brazilians when they want to be.

Mike

[Sister Hyde]

That means they are worse than all others. Am I the only one who caught that? It's just not true. The English are at least as funny as the Danes and can be as gloomy as the Brazilians when they want to be.

Mike

sorry but to me, englishmen have made all the funniest series and comedy-dramas there are!

[Monty]

you'd be very surprised

I rarely am.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

I rarely am.

Monty

there's always a first time.. you'll get used to it. are you seeing me as a big truck driving dyke or something?

[Monty]

there's always a first time.. you'll get used to it. are you seeing me as a big truck driving dyke or something?

No, I'm picturing you as something quite different.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

is it human?

[Monty]

Barely.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

well that's very reassuring. but i will let your imagination work i don't wanna spoil your "chubacca-bearded lady" picture. then i can still walk anywhere in England anonymous.

[Monty]

I'm not Tom.

Monty

[Sister Hyde]

yeah but... "barely" human??? doesn't sound very comforting.

[ChainzCooper]

That's what I said.


Sounds cool with that restaurant. What I meant is, it's best to keep your family away from your dating. (Unless you're Italian, or, sometimes, Jewish.)
Whatever you do Chainz, don't ask her out in a too intense way. Less is more in the beginning, and you don't wanna come off all stalker-like.
I'm sure she'll like your flowers, very few women don't (I don't, but that's completely atypical and irrelevant).
By the by, I've just realized that in my case there's been a significant amount of flirting/flings (including one serious relationship) and some really nice friendships initiated by a waiter/bartender or when I was waitressing myself. I guess it goes with the territory. And I assure you that it's much trickier for a waiter to ask a female customer out without him endangering his job situation.

Thanks for the advice and kind words Maria. I'm definitely going to be low key about this and not be too direct, at least at first. Its been a pleasure chatting with you and others about this.
Jordan

[Monty]

yeah but... "barely" human??? doesn't sound very comforting.

Comforting Sister? Now where's the fun in that?

Monty

[Tom_Wescott]

We get it, Sister Hyde shaves below, which is most certainly to her credit (should be a law). Monty isn't surprised by that but supposes she's still too hairy for Tom, which might be one of the strangest things Monty has said yet, unless he's suggesting I like girls under the age of puberty, in which case I'll remind him that I'm not Andy Spallek.

Speaking of age, how old are you, Jordan? I had you pegged at late teens.

Yours truly,

Tom Wescott

[DVV]

We get it, Sister Hyde shaves below, which is most certainly to her credit (should be a law).

Sūrement pas. Sauvons les chattes angora avant les ours polaires.

[Steven Russell]

Sūrement pas. Sauvons les chattes angora avant les ours polaires.

Exactement, mon brave. Polar bears are rubbish anyway.

Stephane.