Useless Thread...

[Varqm]

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer ' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.



I made the letters smaller. My erection is not that big.

[detective abberline]

Look people. Jack Russells rule. German Shorthaired Pointers follow closely behind.

Have been watching the 1950's War of the Worlds. Pretty cool. Tom Cruise's one was crap on the story line but great on the special effects. Never got to see Jeff Lyne's War of the Worlds when it came here but have the original vinyl copy from the prehistoric ages and I let it rip especially when I'm in the garden.

Jack Russells RULE!!! Especially evil one's who turn ONE this week.

Cheers

[caz]

Sorry everyone. It wasn't me who made the writing extra large. I figure they were thinking of those of us with failing eyesight as well as memories...

Love,

Caz
XXX

[caz]

Hi Judy,

Pssst, look at the ear...

And now for something completely different AND completely useless:

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer ' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[needler]

sneaky sod....

I'M SNEAKY??? This porker nicks my strawberry ice cream.....NOT the vanilla, the strawberry.... any form of yogurt, my coffee, bits of apple, all forms of cheese, anything marginally attractive to humans, and rejects, out-of-hand, anything resembling cat food. Then he has the bloody cheek to look pitiful and hungry..... all this from a 16 pound lump of fuzz... AND he's only about 18 months old. Even though he is the feline equivalent of a garbage truck, he apologises so nicely that I can't chuck him out the door. We really should have called him "Evinrude" as his motor is always set on R for RACE. Like I said, I'm coming back as one of my cats........

And what pyramid is that????? I know I'm slow, but I'm not blind just yet.

Judy

[mariag]

...or delis.

[steje73]

Discussing frogs, for example?

[Mike Covell]

Thanks, you never know what situation might arise that requires the correct spelling of that word!

Mike

[steje73]

tongue

[Mike Covell]

Mike........EVERY time I try to get a geek to explain anything to me, I get one of two answers:

1) click on the shinglefratz, delete the ipsonoger, frang the whisfrump and THERE YOU ARE!!
OR, WORSE

2) Can't really explain it except sometimes computers do things like that.....

Judy

3) Turn it of and turn it back on again!! I love that little piece of advice.

The cat looks very cheeky with with it's tounge hanging out (is that spelt right?)

Mike

[steje73]

That's sneaky. Building a pyramid on your cats head while it's asleep.

[needler]

computerese?? BLECCHHH!!

Mike........EVERY time I try to get a geek to explain anything to me, I get one of two answers:

1) click on the shinglefratz, delete the ipsonoger, frang the whisfrump and THERE YOU ARE!!
OR, WORSE

2) Can't really explain it except sometimes computers do things like that.....

SO, I've decided that Ally is now my computer guru 'cause she can speak NON-computer, and frankly, I don't need to know HOW a computer does anything anyway. That's why I love my Mac......old, slow, but really pretty easy to deal with, AND it usually behaves when I wave a hammer at it!

This is what Tank thinks about those who speak only computer......

Think I'll go take a nap.....all this talk has worn me out!!

Roller coasters?? LOVE to look at 'em, won't ride 'em...don't ask!

Cheers to all and I LOVE this thread. Great diversion for a rainy day......

Judy

[Mike Covell]

You remember well in a drunken state,

The Wild Mouse is a National Heritage site, but still open to public.

Now down a bottle or two and relive that drunken visit once more!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQdNgjahS8

Whatta ride!!

[steje73]

I have a vague recollection of one with carriages in the shape of a mouse, but as I've never been to Blackpool sober I could well have made that up.

[Mike Covell]

I love wooden coasters, so we always visit Blackpool, I spent a day riding everycoaster there over and over again.

I love the Nemesis, Rita, The Big One, but you cannot beat a good woodie.
I found an account on youtube the other day which featured all the old rollercoasters, it was so sad to watch.

I just wish i had a garden big enough for a "Back yard coaster", a wooden one of course!

Mike