Useless Thread...

[String]

Does assassination not just apply to high ranking politicians and heads of state?

[Enigma]

How important must a person be to be considered as having been assassinated instead of merely murdered?

[Svensson]

Hakuna Matada is a scam.

[Yabs]

There are 24000 cans opened every hour in the world and 240 babies born every hour.
So by my reckoning every time you open a can you have a 1/100 chance of getting pregnant.
No thank you Coca-cola

(Other soft drinks are also available)

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Did you know that 96.2% of all statistics are completely made up?

True, but even made up statistics have a 30% chance of being correct.

[Svensson]

Did you know that 96.2% of all statistics are completely made up?

[Enigma]

Leap Day approaches. This is the day all bachelors fear, and with good reason. I will be keeping a low profile.

[mikey559]

Wow, here I am trying to be useless and it seems no one posts in here anymore. What a loss. We used to have fun in here.

[mpriestnall]

I'd recommend Jesus.

Where was Jesus when I needed to someone to fix my laptop, that's I want to know.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

I'd recommend Dawkins and Hitchens.

And with posts like that, the baby Jesus crys. I hope your happy, you made a baby cry.

[barnflatwyngarde]

I'd recommend Jesus.

I'd recommend Dawkins and Hitchens.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Off topic and probably infractional I guess, but if you have any interest of whether the Almighty questions his own actions, I would recommend the writings of C S Lewis.

I'd recommend Jesus.

[Dupin]

Off topic and probably infractional I guess, but if you have any interest of whether the Almighty questions his own actions, I would recommend the writings of C S Lewis.

[JeffHamm]

God, what have I started...

I suspect god asks that question of themself on a regular basis.

- Jeff

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

God, what have I started...