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I need to get out and visit the ladies!!!!! help me gals I'm freezing!!!
Steadmund the Snowman---
Now then Corporal Brand,
Help comes to those who earn it...
Snow you say, old chap, should mean an abundance of shovels. I suggest you get digging...
Not heard from the girls in a while, suspect they may be busy entertaining the opposition...
Hopefully Gut will be halfway to Europe by now, he may be able to advise you on shovelling techniques.
Over and out,
Hang on old chap (you are a chap aren't you?)...I think you meant you needed to get out to visit the "Gents"...it wouldn't be at all moral otherwise don't you know?
GUT where are you... I am buried in snow and I need someone who knows how to dig.... you know how we Americans are when it comes to digging!!!!!
6 feet in one day... and no signs that it is stopping for a few more days.... burrrr I wish I had a shawl to keep warm with that wasn't all covered in stains!!
Steadmund Brand
Steadmund, this "snowstorm" is a Jerry orchestrated trick! They loused something up while mucking about in Antarctica searching for the entrance to the Hollow Earth. No time to explain the details.
Whatever you do - DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! Photo is from Buffalo today.
Fix a hot toddy, burn an old shawl in the fireplace, and wait for Gut and the boys to reach you.
He'll give the secret knock. When you hear it, it will be safe to open the door. Don't open the door before you hear the secret knock!
Steadmund, this "snowstorm" is a Jerry orchestrated trick! They loused something up while mucking about in Antarctica searching for the entrance to the Hollow Earth. No time to explain the details.
Whatever you do - DON'T OPEN THE DOOR! Photo is from Buffalo today.
Fix a hot toddy, burn an old shawl in the fireplace, and wait for Gut and the boys to reach you.
He'll give the secret knock. When you hear it, it will be safe to open the door. Don't open the door before you hear the secret knock!
Over and out,
Agent Archaic
B700dy H3LL who left the washing machine running.
G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.
Sgt. Pepper (my cat) is starting to get mad that I am still home... I guess he needs his alone time...
I'm with you GUT I gave up the drink many years ago.. cigarettes and booze are a thing of the past now.. and I have been miserable ever since hahah (sad thing is, I never had any health issues in my life.. gave up the smokes and drinks and have had many issues since... just not fair!!)
this reminds me of the Blizzard of 77 (those of you not in the states or too young to remember... google or bing it.. that was something) one night on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in his monolog he said "and tonight in Buffalo NY people are huddled around their refrigerators for warmth" ... I miss Carson!
Steadmund the Snowman
"The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce
Can you send a bit of that snow our way.. Expecting about 105F here tofay and close to 115 on Sunday and it's stll only Spring heaven help us when it's really Summer.
G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.
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