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  • pinkmoon
    Chief Inspector
    • Jul 2013
    • 1813

    #1

    escape committe

    Due to the frustration that this is shawl business has caused us all I'm forming an escape committee we meet at 20.00 hours tomorrow just after lights out.
    Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth
  • Cogidubnus
    Assistant Commissioner
    • Feb 2012
    • 3266

    #2
    I've been trying to escape Missuz ll for years but unfortunately the commandant has had the kids trained as stoolies from birth...

    You say you have lights out? Clearly you must work in a Haggis factory...are you allied to the dreaded Lynn?

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    • pinkmoon
      Chief Inspector
      • Jul 2013
      • 1813

      #3
      I might be a bit late tomorrow night I'm working on my full size glider made entirely from toilet rolls.
      Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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      • Cogidubnus
        Assistant Commissioner
        • Feb 2012
        • 3266

        #4
        No you idiot they're designed to mop up floaters, not fliers!

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        • Scott Nelson
          Superintendent
          • Feb 2008
          • 2402

          #5
          Forget the toilet rolls, we need to enlarge the sewer pipe.

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          • pinkmoon
            Chief Inspector
            • Jul 2013
            • 1813

            #6
            Looks like it's the tunnel then.
            Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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            • pinkmoon
              Chief Inspector
              • Jul 2013
              • 1813

              #7
              That's the spirit chaps with all this enthusiasm we will soon be over the wire and miles away from stalugluft casebook.
              Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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              • GUT
                Commissioner
                • Jan 2014
                • 7841

                #8
                Can I bring me shawl in case I gets cold?
                G U T

                There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                • pinkmoon
                  Chief Inspector
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 1813

                  #9
                  Got the aussies involved now how can we fail at this rate a home run to Switzerland looks a formality.
                  Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                  • GUT
                    Commissioner
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 7841

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
                    Got the aussies involved now how can we fail at this rate a home run to Switzerland looks a formality.
                    Switzerland???

                    You know how bl00dy cold it is there, I'll definitely need me shawl!!!!
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • pinkmoon
                      Chief Inspector
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 1813

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GUT View Post
                      Switzerland???

                      You know how bl00dy cold it is there, I'll definitely need me shawl!!!!
                      We trying to get away from the shawl my little possum
                      Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                      • pinkmoon
                        Chief Inspector
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1813

                        #12
                        We need a distraction so we can all rush the wire.
                        Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                        • GUT
                          Commissioner
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 7841

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
                          We need a distraction so we can all rush the wire.
                          How about we start a story about a table runner with DNA on it, seemed to distract a lot of people last time 't was dun.
                          G U T

                          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                          • pinkmoon
                            Chief Inspector
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 1813

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GUT View Post
                            How about we start a story about a table runner with DNA on it, seemed to distract a lot of people last time 't was dun.
                            Spiffing old bean we will soon have the chaps home to old Blighty at this rate.
                            Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                            • pinkmoon
                              Chief Inspector
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1813

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GUT View Post
                              How about we start a story about a table runner with DNA on it, seemed to distract a lot of people last time 't was dun.
                              On second thoughts who's going to believe such a silly story .
                              Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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