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  • pinkmoon
    Chief Inspector
    • Jul 2013
    • 1813

    #346
    Originally posted by Amanda View Post
    Morning Pink old chap,

    What did you do to deserve that? Have you been trying to sneak out of barracks after lights out again?

    Suggest you keep a bucket of water under your bunk to douse the flames, just in case the old dragon starts up again.

    General
    I've been accused of enjoyment what a heinous crime.
    Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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    • GUT
      Commissioner
      • Jan 2014
      • 7841

      #347
      Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
      I've been accused of enjoyment what a heinous crime.
      For the herselfs in our lives no greater sin than enjoying yourself, a man of your standing should know that.
      G U T

      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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      • Amanda
        Inactive
        • Sep 2014
        • 400

        #348
        Oh dear....

        Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
        I've been accused of enjoyment what a heinous crime.
        Oh dear,
        May I suggest hereforth that you sit in a dark corner with nothing but one of Trevor Marriott's books for company.

        That should dispell the enjoyment rumours once and for all

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        • pinkmoon
          Chief Inspector
          • Jul 2013
          • 1813

          #349
          Originally posted by Amanda View Post
          Oh dear,
          May I suggest hereforth that you sit in a dark corner with nothing but one of Trevor Marriott's books for company.

          That should dispell the enjoyment rumours once and for all
          It could well be the old let's buy a pair of shoes three sizes to small routine
          Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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          • pinkmoon
            Chief Inspector
            • Jul 2013
            • 1813

            #350
            Originally posted by Amanda View Post
            Oh dear,
            May I suggest hereforth that you sit in a dark corner with nothing but one of Trevor Marriott's books for company.

            That should dispell the enjoyment rumours once and for all
            I think it's time to try the let's buy a pair of shoes 3 sizes to small routine.
            Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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            • Steadmund Brand
              Sergeant
              • Jul 2010
              • 534

              #351
              Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
              I've been accused of enjoyment what a heinous crime.
              remind me never to complain about my woman again....she is all for me having enjoyment of my own (because she cares little or nothing for most of my interests.. so she encourages me to go off on my own (or with my brother)...that way she doesn’t have to deal with me

              then again.. maybe she is trying to get rid of me ....

              So sorry Pinkmoon.. wish there was something I could do to help....


              Steadmund Brand
              "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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              • Amanda
                Inactive
                • Sep 2014
                • 400

                #352
                Who could blame her....

                All this marital discord is depressing.....

                Hasn't anyone got an idea to liven things up around here?

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                • Steadmund Brand
                  Sergeant
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 534

                  #353
                  Originally posted by Amanda View Post
                  All this marital discord is depressing.....

                  Hasn't anyone got an idea to liven things up around here?
                  That's GUT's dept... but I think he is busy digging


                  Steadmund Brand
                  "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                  • pinkmoon
                    Chief Inspector
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 1813

                    #354
                    Originally posted by Amanda View Post
                    All this marital discord is depressing.....

                    Hasn't anyone got an idea to liven things up around here?
                    Yes far to depressing let's liven things up do you want me to make some gossip up.
                    Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                    • GUT
                      Commissioner
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 7841

                      #355
                      Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
                      Yes far to depressing let's liven things up do you want me to make some gossip up.
                      Yes please
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                      • pinkmoon
                        Chief Inspector
                        • Jul 2013
                        • 1813

                        #356
                        Originally posted by GUT View Post
                        Yes please
                        How about a good joke or too bound to offend the viewers
                        Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                        • pinkmoon
                          Chief Inspector
                          • Jul 2013
                          • 1813

                          #357
                          Two cannibals eating a dead clown the first one says to the second one "does this taste funny to you"
                          Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                          • Cogidubnus
                            Assistant Commissioner
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 3266

                            #358
                            So the Dalai Lama wanders into a branch of “Subway” one night, and says “Make me one with everything”…

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                            • GUT
                              Commissioner
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 7841

                              #359
                              Why can't you tell lepers Jokes?

                              They might laugh their heads off.

                              [I know, I know]
                              G U T

                              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                              • GUT
                                Commissioner
                                • Jan 2014
                                • 7841

                                #360
                                Originally posted by Steadmund Brand View Post
                                remind me never to complain about my woman again....she is all for me having enjoyment of my own (because she cares little or nothing for most of my interests.. so she encourages me to go off on my own (or with my brother)...that way she doesn’t have to deal with me

                                then again.. maybe she is trying to get rid of me ....

                                So sorry Pinkmoon.. wish there was something I could do to help....


                                Steadmund Brand
                                My wife likes me to go away too, but I've gotta be miserable while I am away.
                                G U T

                                There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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