Females help me out with some advice

[DVV]

T'as raison....reste à Paris Plage, ça nous fera des vacances...

[Sister Hyde]

Ridicule ! je vis à deux pas de la plage depuis que je suis né et je n'ai jamais vu ça.
Quant à toucher des gamines, c'est certainement plus rare chez les latins que dans certains autres endroits.

et bah tu as bien de la chance, moi en 15 ans de vacances d'été passées sur la cote d'azur j'en voyais plein (d'ailleurs au final je ne sortais meme plus de ma chambre), mais c'est vrai que je n'ai jamais vu ce genre d'oiseaux dans les pyrénées orientales ou du coté de Marseille, je crois que la cote d'azur doit attirer toute la faune sauvage. quand je dis toucher des gamines je parle pas de littéralement de leur faire des trucs extremes, mais oui j'ai deja vu ce genre de mecs coller des mains à des gamines (mais honnetement je suspecte que ces mecs là ne soient pas des francais mais plutot des touristes d'autres pays du bassin méditéranéen). de toute facon maintenant j'évite la méditéranée à tout prix, juste de voir les bouches d'égout se déverser dans la mer et de voir toute cette merde flotter et les plages dégueulassées par les touristes, ca me fend le coeur.

[DVV]

Je parle des clichés machos mysogines méditeranéens du style moustache, chemise ouverte avec tous les poils qui ressortent et les grosses chaines en or, le même genre de mecs que tu vois coller des mains aux fesses de gamines de 14 ans sur la plage en été.

Ridicule ! je vis à deux pas de la plage depuis que je suis né et je n'ai jamais vu ça.
Quant à toucher des gamines, c'est certainement plus rare chez les latins que dans certains autres endroits.

[Monty]

Unfortunately yes they do exist, that's one of the things you englishmen are lucky not to know! but if you want, we can send them to the UK (i won't miss them)

We do have them here, they are called Scousers.

Monty....who will not mention le rugger.

[Sister Hyde]

Je ne suis pas sûr de bien comprendre....

Je parle des clichés machos mysogines méditeranéens du style moustache, chemise ouverte avec tous les poils qui ressortent et les grosses chaines en or, le même genre de mecs que tu vois coller des mains aux fesses de gamines de 14 ans sur la plage en été.

[DVV]

Unfortunately yes they do exist, that's one of the things you englishmen are lucky not to know! but if you want, we can send them to the UK (i won't miss them)

Je ne suis pas sûr de bien comprendre....

[Sister Hyde]

They actually exist? Wow, I was just joshing.

Monty

Unfortunately yes they do exist, that's one of the things you englishmen are lucky not to know! but if you want, we can send them to the UK (i won't miss them)

[Robert]

"like an antique bookstore that has a nice little coffee-shop."
Ah yes! Except, forget the coffee shop.
In fact, forget the girl.

[Monty]

Monty- yes it's waaaay too... "anatolian" for my taste, when i walk in southern France or Italy and see these men.....

They actually exist? Wow, I was just joshing.

Monty

[Archaic]

Eh bien !
Fais-signe si tu descends au Lavandou...un vendredi midi....on se fait une bourride sur une plage !

Chainz, I think David is suggesting going to the ocean...on a Wednesday at noon...and then something about making fish soup on the beach.

Hmm... Maybe that works in Provençe.

Chainz, I suggest that you first scope out some hip places for coffee, dessert, or a drink- places that are unlike the cafe where she works. If your town has a free weekly newspaper they usually review all the new places. For example, maybe there's a new gourmet chocolate-shop that serves dessert, coffee, cocoa & cocktails. (A place like that is casual, low-pressure, covers all the bases and gives her choices.)

If you know what her interests are you can brainstorm and think of some interesting places to go with her- maybe some place low-key, like an antique bookstore that has a nice little coffee-shop. Or maybe there's someplace more offbeat in your town, like a cool old 1950's bowling alley that serves great milkshakes.

If you have a variety of ideas ahead of time, you will be more confident when you actually speak to her.

Find a time to chat with the lady you're interested in, but make sure it's a convenient time for her, since she's at work- the end of the day or when she's on a break might be best. Then simply say something like "I was wondering if you might like to get together some time?"

If she says yes, you can ask what she'd like to do. She might have some place she's been wanting to go. If not, you can suggest a few interesting places because you've already scoped them out. She'll be impressed that you did your homework.

Good luck!
Archaic

[DVV]

We have a date ! (I live in Avignon)

Fine...! and that's what the thread was about...

[Sister Hyde]

a Freudian slip perhaps?

c.d.

Freudian i'm not sure, it's not saucy enough to be freudian

[Sister Hyde]

"reefering" ??? ... a Freudian slip perhaps?

c.d.

could be, "reefering" is one my main daily activity together with stalking other cats.

Monty- yes it's waaaay too... "anatolian" for my taste, when i walk in southern France or Italy and see these men, i understand better why i tend to date other girls.

David and Ruby, garlic is always a win!!! jolly good luck with your lewd garlic romance

Jordan, Errata is right, nothing beats a guy with humor!!!, now just find out what makes her laugh, i can not tell you to give her dry british humor cause that only works on me.

[Steven Russell]

Eh bien !
Fais-signe si tu descends au Lavandou...un vendredi midi....on se fait une bourride sur une plage !

I say! Steady on!

[Rubyretro]

=DVV;166767]Eh bien !
Fais-signe si tu descends au Lavandou...un vendredi midi....on se fait une bourride sur une plage !

We have a date ! (I live in Avignon)