Useless Thread...

[mariag]

...or delis.

[needler]

sneaky sod....

I'M SNEAKY??? This porker nicks my strawberry ice cream.....NOT the vanilla, the strawberry.... any form of yogurt, my coffee, bits of apple, all forms of cheese, anything marginally attractive to humans, and rejects, out-of-hand, anything resembling cat food. Then he has the bloody cheek to look pitiful and hungry..... all this from a 16 pound lump of fuzz... AND he's only about 18 months old. Even though he is the feline equivalent of a garbage truck, he apologises so nicely that I can't chuck him out the door. We really should have called him "Evinrude" as his motor is always set on R for RACE. Like I said, I'm coming back as one of my cats........

And what pyramid is that????? I know I'm slow, but I'm not blind just yet.

Judy

[caz]

Hi Judy,

Pssst, look at the ear...

And now for something completely different AND completely useless:

Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer ' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[caz]

Sorry everyone. It wasn't me who made the writing extra large. I figure they were thinking of those of us with failing eyesight as well as memories...

Love,

Caz
XXX

[detective abberline]

Look people. Jack Russells rule. German Shorthaired Pointers follow closely behind.

Have been watching the 1950's War of the Worlds. Pretty cool. Tom Cruise's one was crap on the story line but great on the special effects. Never got to see Jeff Lyne's War of the Worlds when it came here but have the original vinyl copy from the prehistoric ages and I let it rip especially when I'm in the garden.

Jack Russells RULE!!! Especially evil one's who turn ONE this week.

Cheers

[Varqm]

Thought for the day:
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer ' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.



I made the letters smaller. My erection is not that big.

[Suzi]

Hi Judy-
Great pics of the wonderful Tank!!
That's not a pyramid!!..it's one of dem Christmas bow thingys!!

Suz x

[detective abberline]

Hi. Snow? In 40C temps? It's been a glorious Feb. With the drought to end all droughts but we've had a little bit of rain. Up north the monsoons have dropped more than a torrent but here nothing. Do you know that it's illegal here to use a garden hose? That's how little water we have.

Anyway Jack Russell terrorist says hi.

Cheers

[needler]

Thanks for that, Suzi.....

Glad you cleared up the pyramid thingie, Suzi..i couldn't find a pyramid on the cat's head, anywhere...more the fool, me! He really did wear that damn bow all day as we delivered holiday candy to friends. I think he did it just to get treats, as he's a real beggar, but maybe not.......maybe he did it to be cute! There's a comic strip in the States called HAGAR THE HORRIBLE and when this particular one came out, I cut it from the newspaper and laminated the thing just for a post like this!! Now is this true, or is this true??


Now I'm off to see the Wizard......

Cheers,

Judy

[caz]

That's sneaky. Building a pyramid on your cats head while it's asleep.

Hi Judy & Suzi,

And there was me thinking this was a rather witty observation about Tank the cat's right ear (in the photo immediately preceding the above quote - see post #85).

Looks to me much more like a pyramid than the 'Christmas bow thingy' in post #79.

Love,

Caz
X

[Mike Covell]

100 posts of pure uslessness!!

[Stephen Thomas]

There's a comic strip in the States called HAGAR THE HORRIBLE

Hi Judy

We've got HAGAR here in Britain too and it's the most consistently funny cartoon strip I ever saw. I like the way you get prehistoric monsters in Viking times. A couple of days ago there was Hagar's daughter telling her friend that she was going on a date with the son of the King of Norway and asking what she should wear. The friend says 'Something very tight'.

[steje73]

Yes! Ear=Pyramid!
And the best comic strip ever is Fred Bassett, because it's been going for about 400 years and nothing has ever happened in it.
Absolute genius.

[Suzi]

What happened to Garfield?????????

[Suzi]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww GREAT cat!!!


Love it!!!! xxxxxxx