escape committe

[Cogidubnus]

Not me...I'm still stuck in some place called Eagleville...

Dave

PSSST...did someone dig under the M25 near Junction 9 today chaps?

[Amanda]

Whoops..

Erm, sorry chaps that might have been me....

General

[Cogidubnus]

Oh ok...I thought it might've been Pinkmoon...he's always on about boring, so I thought he might've been tunneling under London

PS Who is this guy Greathead (or is that a nom de guerre?)? I thought a shield was a (ssshh...not in front of the ladies...prophylactic...)

Puzzled

Dave

[GUT]

Erm, sorry chaps that might have been me....

General

You could get busted back to private for that madam general

[Mayerling]

Bloody hell, there's trouble at HQ!

Which of you jugheads is responsible for this?

Since I cannot drive at all, and I am not currently among the diggers here, I am not responsible.

If I may make a suggestion, I think I know where the car in the hole originated in. I believe it was supposed to be put in that parking lot that was being planned last year, when they found the remains of King Richard III. Obviously it should have been in that spot!!! Furthermore, I think you may find confirmation in the car - I believe Richard's aunt's shawl is in the back seat, and DNA will confirm this.

Jeff

[Amanda]

Deadline..

Calling Pinkmoon,

Liverpool docks at 18:00 hours.

U-boat will be waiting.

General

[Cogidubnus]

Think there may be something mein general isn't telling us...

[Archaic]

Draft Monty

HQ still can't pinpoint the location of the tunnel collapse. These tin telescopes we were issued are too weak to even read the auto's license plate.

Mayerling, funny you mentioned Richard III and the car park

I was just thinking, if we could draft Monty into working with the Escape Committee (or kidnap him) I betcha he could tell us which country, which city, and possibly even which neighborhood the old brick street pavers are from. He'll know right off if it's Leicester - he knows every paver personally.

GENERAL ORDERS: Don't anybody dare to refer to the pavers and/or brick thingys as "cobblestones", because then Monty will probably refuse to help. You know how touchy those Brits are.

Over and out,
Agent Archaic

[Amanda]

Whereabouts...

Think there may be something mein general isn't telling us...

Only that Pink seems to have gone AWOL.

Once he's been located we'll have to put him on potato peeling duties for the foreseeable future...

GUT, any progress old chap? You must be halfway to Europe by now. Let me know if you need any further spoon supplies.

General

[pinkmoon]

The Dragon is been even more obnoxious than usual pain,grief and suffering......abandon hope all ye who enter here.

[Cogidubnus]

Thank god for that old chap...I thought the U Boat might've been a pukka Jerry and bagged you...

[pinkmoon]

Thank god for that old chap...I thought the U Boat might've been a pukka Jerry and bagged you...

The Nazis are less cruel than my wife

[GUT]

The Nazis are less cruel than my wife

The Nazis were less cruel than anyone's wife, except mine. {She told me I had to add that last bit].

[Steadmund Brand]

GUT where are you... I am buried in snow and I need someone who knows how to dig.... you know how we Americans are when it comes to digging!!!!!

6 feet in one day... and no signs that it is stopping for a few more days.... burrrr I wish I had a shawl to keep warm with that wasn't all covered in stains!!

Steadmund Brand

[GUT]

6 foot of snow.

You know it's n the 90's here today?

Just to rub it in.