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[pinkmoon]

It's getting boring again

[Amanda]

Oohhhhh....

Dearest Pinkmoon,

You started this thread, did you not dear boy?

If you're bored, may I suggest that you liven things up by:

A) starting a juicy piece of gossip

B) giving us a new 'case solved theory or suspect' or

C) giving us the co-ordinates of 'the dragon' so that we may embark on a quest to slay the offending creature

Amanda

[GUT]

Oh boy... Northeast America may need to get our shovels back... you can keep the Sporks GUT....sorry I havent been able to get out for a bit....even American Heros get sick now and again


Steadmund Brand

Literally a storm in a tea-cup?

[GUT]

It's getting boring again

But a different boring than the last few boring s.

[pinkmoon]

Dearest Pinkmoon,

You started this thread, did you not dear boy?

If you're bored, may I suggest that you liven things up by:

A) starting a juicy piece of gossip

B) giving us a new 'case solved theory or suspect' or

C) giving us the co-ordinates of 'the dragon' so that we may embark on a quest to slay the offending creature

Amanda

Right here we go ........the women who lives two doors down from me (and who looks like a bit of a tart if you ask me) has a gentleman visitor every morning just after her husband goes to work and when he leaves he always looks quite red in the face.

[GUT]

Right here we go ........the women who lives two doors down from me (and who looks like a bit of a tart if you ask me) has a gentleman visitor every morning just after her husband goes to work and when he leaves he always looks quite red in the face.

I was hoping for a case closed, maybe some DNA and stains of various sorts.

[pinkmoon]

I was hoping for a case closed, maybe some DNA and stains of various sorts.

Case closed are always boring because they are always made up.

[Pcdunn]

An out of this world theory...

Case closed are always boring because they are always made up.

Here's a made-up theory: the Whitechapel murders were committed by a band of shape-shifting extraterrestrials, all into harvesting human organs for nefarious research purposes. As for why did they stop... Who says they have?!

[GUT]

Here's a made-up theory: the Whitechapel murders were committed by a band of shape-shifting extraterrestrials, all into harvesting human organs for nefarious research purposes. As for why did they stop... Who says they have?!

But that's not a theory that's just hard cold fact.

[Steadmund Brand]

Right here we go ........the women who lives two doors down from me (and who looks like a bit of a tart if you ask me) has a gentleman visitor every morning just after her husband goes to work and when he leaves he always looks quite red in the face.

I swear it's not me....I've been snowed in....

Steadmund Brand

[Ausgirl]

I swear it's not me....I've been snowed in....

Steadmund Brand

Sounds like a snow job to me.

[GUT]

Sounds like a snow job to me.

why didn't I think of that one.

[Amanda]

Right here we go ........the women who lives two doors down from me (and who looks like a bit of a tart if you ask me) has a gentleman visitor every morning just after her husband goes to work and when he leaves he always looks quite red in the face.

Mmmm...perhaps she's got plumbing problems....

I'm with Gut, was hoping for something a little more shocking....
Amanda

[GUT]

Mmmm...perhaps she's got plumbing problems....

I'm with Gut, was hoping for something a little more shocking....
Amanda

Or maybe he's got plumbing problems and that's why he's red in the face

[Amanda]

Ha,ha...

Or maybe he's got plumbing problems and that's why he's red in the face

Ha, ha, very good Gut.

Actually when Pinkmoon posted that bit of gossip I laughed. Can just imagine him peeping through the net curtains and tutting to himself....
Poor bloke needs to get out more!

Amanda