for sale

[caz]

Hi caz, I think you are very upmarket did you not state the other day that you never leave home without your knickers!

Gosh, I must be posh then. Terrific - is it Pimms o'clock yet?

Love,

Caz
X

[pinkmoon]

Gosh, I must be posh then. Terrific - is it Pimms o'clock yet?

Love,

Caz
X

What's wrong with half a lager and a bag of cheese and onion.

[caz]

Nothing - if you're paying.

Add a slice of lime to my lager and make it a bag of sea salt and cracked black pepper and you're on.

Love,

Caz
X

[GUT]

Still not had any firm offers so if you are all to shy you are welcome to send me a personal message instead.I don't want to sound to pushy but I need this transaction wrapped up by September at the latest.

Can we try before we buy?




Like how is she at the important jobs women need to fullfil ?




Let me get to the point...



Can she make a good bacon sarny?

[pinkmoon]

Can we try before we buy?




Like how is she at the important jobs women need to fullfil ?




Let me get to the point...



Can she make a good bacon sarny?

Yes ,yes,yes but like I said before SHE NEVER EVER EVER SHUTS UP!!!!!!!

[pinkmoon]

Nothing - if you're paying.

Add a slice of lime to my lager and make it a bag of sea salt and cracked black pepper and you're on.

Love,

Caz
X

We are reaching new heights of culture and sophistication on here now.

[GUT]

Yes ,yes,yes but like I said before SHE NEVER EVER EVER SHUTS UP!!!!!!!

None of 'em does.

[caz]

I do.

As I've told my fella a million times in the last week alone.

Some men are never satisfied.

But that's a whole other story.

I could go on....

[pinkmoon]

I do.

As I've told my fella a million times in the last week alone.

Some men are never satisfied.

But that's a whole other story.

I could go on....

the problem is my wife does go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.then she rings her mother for advice then see go's on and on and on even more.

[GUT]

I do.

As I've told my fella a million times in the last week alone.

Some men are never satisfied.

But that's a whole other story.

I could go on....

And Caz if I've told you once I've told you 50 million ti,es don't exaggerate.

[Cogidubnus]

I really love a good bacon sarnie, I truly relish a well poured pint, and my missus (a woman I don't even like) has claimed for years I'm going deaf (not that I listen to anything that daft cow says) so I wonder...

But will no-one rid me of this turbulent spouse?

[Robert]

It's a terrible fix for a chap to get into. A living death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8

[Carol]

Really, Carol? Show me where this posh tart is and I'll punch her lights out for you.

Love,

Common as Muck Caz
XXX

Hi Caz,

You speak posh.

Carol

[GUT]

I really love a good bacon sarnie, I truly relish a well poured pint, and my missus (a woman I don't even like) has claimed for years I'm going deaf (not that I listen to anything that daft cow says) so I wonder...

But will no-one rid me of this turbulent spouse?

G'day Dave maybe f you take Pinky's off his hands they'll nag each other and leave you alone.