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I'm putting the wife up for sale if anyone's interested I will consider ANY sensible offer this is strictly on a sold as seen bases with no refunds.
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Only in Lancashire would you attempt to sell your wife on a Jack the Ripper enthusiasts message board.Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
Your best bet's to take the lass down the market, mate. -
Cheers thanks for the advice forgot to mention I'm prepared to swap her for a goatOriginally posted by Fleetwood Mac View PostThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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G'day Pinkmoon
For goodness sake don't accept the beans again.G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.
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I would like a return to the old days when you could bung the witchfinder General a few quid and he would do you a favour.Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Yes to all the above only one snag SHE WON'T EVER SHUT UP.Originally posted by Fleetwood Mac View PostThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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No chance.
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I'd consider taking her off your hands, but then I'd have two
Mother
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Where does she come from, can she serve a pint with a decent head, and does she have half decent tits?
All the best
Dave
PS I'm not really interested in the tits at all but only mentioned them so as to appear a littlle more macho...Comment
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I don't know where she comes from I won her in a raffle she wasn't even first prize.Originally posted by Cogidubnus View PostThree things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truthComment
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Sounds like you got the booby prize.Originally posted by pinkmoon View PostG U T
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Only if she has half decent tits...but we've been there already...Sounds like you got the booby prize.Comment
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But Pinkmoon will not discuss that issue.
BTW with all the words we can't use here how come you can use tits.G U T
There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true. Comment
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Because of the very pretty birdies (both Blue and Great in variety) we have here and you haven't!BTW with all the words we can't use here how come you can use tits.
All the best
DaveComment
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