for sale

[GUT]

Because of the very pretty birdies (both Blue and Great in variety) we have here and you haven't!

All the best

Dave

No we have blue tits here and red in summer.

I wasn't allowed post and the c0ck crew a third time.

[bolo]

$50 shipped.

[Cogidubnus]

Bloody hell Boris...do you want to make an offer for mine too? (Or was your offer $50 for the two, in which case I formally accept half for mine)...don't worry about shipping...the cow can wallk...

All the best

Dave

[GUT]

Bloody hell Boris...do you want to make an offer for mine too? (Or was your offer $50 for the two, in which case I formally accept half for mine)...don't worry about shipping...the cow can wallk...

All the best

Dave

I could make it 3 for $50 but mine would have to swim so delivery would be slightly delayed.

[pinkmoon]

Because of the very pretty birdies (both Blue and Great in variety) we have here and you haven't!

All the best

Dave

What about the shag and the much forgotten about swallow.

[Cogidubnus]

What about them...it's been years...

Disgruntled

Dave

[GUT]

What about them...it's been years...

Disgruntled

Dave

Maybe even decades, not sure I even remember what they are.

[Carol]

Sometimes I feel I'm eavesdropping on The Jolly Boys annual outing to Margate.

Carol

[Cogidubnus]

Sometimes I feel I'm eavesdropping on The Jolly Boys annual outing to Margate.

Carol

You quite possibly are Caz...but why no offer to help me reform?

All the best

Dave

PS Pleas that I'm beyond help will not be accepted!

[Carol]

You quite possibly are Caz...but why no offer to help me reform?

All the best

Dave

PS Pleas that I'm beyond help will not be accepted!

Hi Dave,

I haven't been called Caz for more years than I care to remember! Actually I was going to use it for my 'nom de plume' when I first joined Casebook but I discovered some posh lady was already using it.

I've given up trying to reform people. I've tried in the past to reform my husband but after 39 years of marriage I decided to give up. He hasn't changed ONE BIT since we tied the knot. Mind you, he's 100% Swedish Viking. I don't think anyone has ever managed to reform that lot.

Carol

[caz]

I haven't been called Caz for more years than I care to remember! Actually I was going to use it for my 'nom de plume' when I first joined Casebook but I discovered some posh lady was already using it.

Really, Carol? Show me where this posh tart is and I'll punch her lights out for you.

Love,

Common as Muck Caz
XXX

[caz]

Cheers thanks for the advice forgot to mention I'm prepared to swap her for a goat

Can she cook, clean and serve beer?

Bit much to expect a goat to do all that, FM. Mine won't even do the washing up, the lazy old nanny. Just bleats all day about being at the end of her tether.

Mind you, she's a great lawn mower.

Love,

Caz
X

[GUT]

Bit much to expect a goat to do all that, FM. Mine won't even do the washing up, the lazy old nanny. Just bleats all day about being at the end of her tether.

Mind you, she's a great lawn mower.

Love,

Caz
X

Typical female, bleating about being tied up.

[pinkmoon]

Really, Carol? Show me where this posh tart is and I'll punch her lights out for you.

Love,

Common as Muck Caz
XXX

Hi caz, I think you are very upmarket did you not state the other day that you never leave home without your knickers!

[pinkmoon]

Still not had any firm offers so if you are all to shy you are welcome to send me a personal message instead.I don't want to sound to pushy but I need this transaction wrapped up by September at the latest.