for sale

[pinkmoon]

I'm putting the wife up for sale if anyone's interested I will consider ANY sensible offer this is strictly on a sold as seen bases with no refunds.

[Fleetwood Mac]

I'm putting the wife up for sale if anyone's interested I will consider ANY sensible offer this is strictly on a sold as seen bases with no refunds.

Only in Lancashire would you attempt to sell your wife on a Jack the Ripper enthusiasts message board.

Your best bet's to take the lass down the market, mate.

[pinkmoon]

Only in Lancashire would you attempt to sell your wife on a Jack the Ripper enthusiasts message board.

Your best bet's to take the lass down the market, mate.

Cheers thanks for the advice forgot to mention I'm prepared to swap her for a goat

[GUT]

G'day Pinkmoon

For goodness sake don't accept the beans again.

[pinkmoon]

I would like a return to the old days when you could bung the witchfinder General a few quid and he would do you a favour.

[Fleetwood Mac]

Cheers thanks for the advice forgot to mention I'm prepared to swap her for a goat

Can she cook, clean and serve beer?

[pinkmoon]

Can she cook, clean and serve beer?

Yes to all the above only one snag SHE WON'T EVER SHUT UP.

[Robert]

No chance.

[GUT]

I'd consider taking her off your hands, but then I'd have two





Mother


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Laws

[Cogidubnus]

Where does she come from, can she serve a pint with a decent head, and does she have half decent tits?

All the best

Dave

PS I'm not really interested in the tits at all but only mentioned them so as to appear a littlle more macho...

[pinkmoon]

Where does she come from, can she serve a pint with a decent head, and does she have half decent tits?

All the best

Dave

PS I'm not really interested in the tits at all but only mentioned them so as to appear a littlle more macho...

I don't know where she comes from I won her in a raffle she wasn't even first prize.

[GUT]

I don't know where she comes from I won her in a raffle

Sounds like you got the booby prize.

[Cogidubnus]

Sounds like you got the booby prize.

Only if she has half decent tits...but we've been there already...

[GUT]

But Pinkmoon will not discuss that issue.

BTW with all the words we can't use here how come you can use tits.

[Cogidubnus]

BTW with all the words we can't use here how come you can use tits.

Because of the very pretty birdies (both Blue and Great in variety) we have here and you haven't!

All the best

Dave