Irritations

[c.d.]

Okay. Last one. I promise.

I see good ole' flouride
and I see flouride free
and I can't help but notice
anti-plaque and whitening
a starin' up at me
but I'm just a simple man
don't know what's best for me
don't really make no difference
they all be under lock and key

Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

c.d.

[mpriestnall]

Good work you bluesmen and blueswomen! I had a good chuckle with your tales of 'toothpaste woes'.

[Tani]

Allergies. I moved from Yorkshire/Lincolnshire to Kent.

Obviously I'm not used to something in the south-east and I've been here 3 years now and it's almost non-stop tissues.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV history channels who seem to think that very little happened before 1939.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV nature programmes who think that the only interesting animals are ones with huge teeth and claws.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Docu-dramas.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who decorate food with inedible greenery.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.

[chubbs]

Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.

Woke up this mornin
Put on mah walkin shoes
Went down to the crossroads
And realised I was in the nude


...Apart from mah shoes



The original intention was to make up a Barber Shop Blues, but the old mind got a bit sidetracked.

[mpriestnall]

I just noticed c.d. you are my 20,000th post.

Just this thread or in total?

[Tani]

Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.

Vape shops too.

The police need to raid them like they did with the American candy shops.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Vape shops too.

The police need to raid them like they did with the American candy shops.

Agreed Tani. If you closed down Barber Shops, Vape shops, mobile phone shops and fast food outlets our high streets would be empty.

[c.d.]

Religious people who make arguments without having any understanding of basic science whatsoever but who will smugly point out how the vast majority of scientists are wrong.

c.d.

[OneRound]

TV history channels who seem to think that very little happened before 1939.

Hi Herlock - you'll be telling us next that football existed before the formation of the Premier League.

[c.d.]

Not really an irritation since it doesn't directly affect me but a head-scratcher all the same. People who buy really expensive cell phones but don't shell out a few extra bucks for a plastic case to protect it.

c.d.