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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6554

    #316
    Okay. Last one. I promise.

    I see good ole' flouride
    and I see flouride free
    and I can't help but notice
    anti-plaque and whitening
    a starin' up at me
    but I'm just a simple man
    don't know what's best for me
    don't really make no difference
    they all be under lock and key

    ​Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

    c.d.

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    • mpriestnall
      Inspector
      • Apr 2019
      • 1190

      #317
      Good work you bluesmen and blueswomen! I had a good chuckle with your tales of 'toothpaste woes'.
      Sapere Aude

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      • Tani
        Detective
        • Dec 2008
        • 227

        #318
        Allergies. I moved from Yorkshire/Lincolnshire to Kent.

        Obviously I'm not used to something in the south-east and I've been here 3 years now and it's almost non-stop tissues.
        O have you seen the devle
        with his mikerscope and scalpul
        a lookin at a Kidney
        With a slide cocked up.

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        • Herlock Sholmes
          Commissioner
          • May 2017
          • 21822

          #319
          TV history channels who seem to think that very little happened before 1939.
          Regards

          Sir Herlock Sholmes.

          “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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          • Herlock Sholmes
            Commissioner
            • May 2017
            • 21822

            #320
            TV nature programmes who think that the only interesting animals are ones with huge teeth and claws.
            Regards

            Sir Herlock Sholmes.

            “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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            • Herlock Sholmes
              Commissioner
              • May 2017
              • 21822

              #321
              Docu-dramas.
              Regards

              Sir Herlock Sholmes.

              “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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              • Herlock Sholmes
                Commissioner
                • May 2017
                • 21822

                #322
                People who decorate food with inedible greenery.
                Regards

                Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                • Herlock Sholmes
                  Commissioner
                  • May 2017
                  • 21822

                  #323
                  Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.
                  Regards

                  Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                  “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                  • chubbs
                    Detective
                    • Apr 2019
                    • 157

                    #324
                    Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
                    Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.
                    Woke up this mornin
                    Put on mah walkin shoes
                    Went down to the crossroads
                    And realised I was in the nude


                    ...Apart from mah shoes



                    The original intention was to make up a Barber Shop Blues, but the old mind got a bit sidetracked.
                    For now we see through a glass darkly, but then, face to face.
                    Now I know in part, but then shall I know even as also I am known.

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                    • mpriestnall
                      Inspector
                      • Apr 2019
                      • 1190

                      #325
                      Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post



                      I just noticed c.d. you are my 20,000th post.
                      Just this thread or in total?
                      Sapere Aude

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                      • Tani
                        Detective
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 227

                        #326
                        Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
                        Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.
                        Vape shops too.

                        The police need to raid them like they did with the American candy shops.
                        O have you seen the devle
                        with his mikerscope and scalpul
                        a lookin at a Kidney
                        With a slide cocked up.

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                        • Herlock Sholmes
                          Commissioner
                          • May 2017
                          • 21822

                          #327
                          Originally posted by Tani View Post

                          Vape shops too.

                          The police need to raid them like they did with the American candy shops.
                          Agreed Tani. If you closed down Barber Shops, Vape shops, mobile phone shops and fast food outlets our high streets would be empty.
                          Regards

                          Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                          “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                          • c.d.
                            Commissioner
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 6554

                            #328
                            Religious people who make arguments without having any understanding of basic science whatsoever but who will smugly point out how the vast majority of scientists are wrong.

                            c.d.

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                            • OneRound
                              Sergeant
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 758

                              #329
                              Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
                              TV history channels who seem to think that very little happened before 1939.
                              Hi Herlock - you'll be telling us next that football existed before the formation of the Premier League.

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                              • c.d.
                                Commissioner
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 6554

                                #330
                                Not really an irritation since it doesn't directly affect me but a head-scratcher all the same. People who buy really expensive cell phones but don't shell out a few extra bucks for a plastic case to protect it.

                                c.d.

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