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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6551

    #271
    Originally posted by Tani View Post
    My God are people stupid?

    STOP THROWING MY BAR SOAP IN THE BIN BECAUSE IT LOOKS DIRTY THAT'S THE ******* POINT OF SOAP.

    ARRGGHHHHH.
    Switching to liquid soap could go a long way in solving this problem. Or surround yourself with different people. Whichever is easier.

    c.d.

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    • Tani
      Detective
      • Dec 2008
      • 227

      #272
      Originally posted by c.d. View Post

      Switching to liquid soap could go a long way in solving this problem. Or surround yourself with different people. Whichever is easier.

      c.d.
      Liquid soap is too modern and it's bad for my skin. I like old fashioned stuff.

      I can't move out as I'm still a student and have til June here I'm 29 so maybe a bit different to them.

      Liquid soap is the devil, too many preservatives. I like carbolic, white windsor, coal tar soap and Pears.

      Bar soaps also last 10x longer, less packaging and get grime off better.
      O have you seen the devle
      with his mikerscope and scalpul
      a lookin at a Kidney
      With a slide cocked up.

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      • c.d.
        Commissioner
        • Feb 2008
        • 6551

        #273
        Oh well I tried.

        c.d.

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        • OneRound
          Sergeant
          • Dec 2010
          • 757

          #274
          On The Beach advert. Ghastly tv family. Crude and unfunny commentary from the equally crude and unfunny Paddy McGuinness.

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          • John Wheat
            Assistant Commissioner
            • Jul 2008
            • 3345

            #275
            The amount of bullshit written about Charles Cross to frame him for the Ripper crimes.

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            • mpriestnall
              Inspector
              • Apr 2019
              • 1190

              #276
              Originally posted by Enigma View Post
              The unidentified 'noddies' who stand behind a politician who is giving a tv news sound bite.
              Oh, you mean the puppet's puppets!
              Sapere Aude

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              • Enigma
                Detective
                • Aug 2019
                • 309

                #277
                Originally posted by mpriestnall View Post

                Oh, you mean the puppet's puppets!
                Exactly so, those who stand there with solemn expressions and nod in earnest agreement with every utterance spouted by their leader.
                Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

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                • Ms Diddles
                  Chief Inspector
                  • Aug 2019
                  • 1688

                  #278
                  Originally posted by OneRound View Post
                  On The Beach advert. Ghastly tv family. Crude and unfunny commentary from the equally crude and unfunny Paddy McGuinness.
                  Yes, that advert always gives me the ick too.

                  The idea of that family pulling up the sun loungers next to me while I'm enjoying a nice holiday in the sun is the stuff of nightmares.

                  Plus the dad looks a bit like Bernard Manning.

                  Just awful!!

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                  • Wickerman
                    Commissioner
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 14864

                    #279
                    Originally posted by John Wheat View Post
                    The amount of bullshit written about Charles Cross to frame him for the Ripper crimes.
                    Say it loud, and say it clear!
                    Regards, Jon S.

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                    • rjpalmer
                      Commissioner
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 4242

                      #280
                      People who feel the need to use the pseudo-intellectual catchword "narrative" in every conversation.
                      Last edited by rjpalmer; 02-12-2025, 10:34 AM.

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                      • Abby Normal
                        Commissioner
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 11900

                        #281
                        politicians who start every talking point with.. "let me be perfectly clear. "

                        "Is all that we see or seem
                        but a dream within a dream?"

                        -Edgar Allan Poe


                        "...the man and the peaked cap he is said to have worn
                        quite tallies with the descriptions I got of him."

                        -Frederick G. Abberline

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                        • c.d.
                          Commissioner
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 6551

                          #282
                          "Your call is valuable to us. Please stay on the line until you can be connected to the next available agent." And then you hear "your approximate waiting time will be six years."

                          c.d.

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                          • Enigma
                            Detective
                            • Aug 2019
                            • 309

                            #283
                            Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                            "Your call is valuable to us. Please stay on the line until you can be connected to the next available agent." And then you hear "your approximate waiting time will be six years."

                            c.d.
                            Your call has advanced in the queue. We appreciate your patience. Your approximate waiting time is still six years.
                            Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

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                            • Pcdunn
                              Superintendent
                              • Dec 2014
                              • 2323

                              #284
                              Trying single candy bars in new flavors and discovering the hard way that the price has gone up and the size of the product is smaller.
                              Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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                              Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
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                              • Svensson
                                Sergeant
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 590

                                #285
                                Originally posted by mpriestnall View Post

                                Just his hair? I think you're letting him off lightly!
                                He exceeds the definition of "irritation".

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