Irritations

[mpriestnall]

I just noticed c.d. you are my 20,000th post.

Just this thread or in total?

[chubbs]

Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.

Woke up this mornin
Put on mah walkin shoes
Went down to the crossroads
And realised I was in the nude


...Apart from mah shoes



The original intention was to make up a Barber Shop Blues, but the old mind got a bit sidetracked.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Only UK residents will get this one - that there are so many men’s barbers shops everywhere. (3 within 400m of my front door) Add another 200m and it’s 5. It’s like a plague.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who decorate food with inedible greenery.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Docu-dramas.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV nature programmes who think that the only interesting animals are ones with huge teeth and claws.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV history channels who seem to think that very little happened before 1939.

[Tani]

Allergies. I moved from Yorkshire/Lincolnshire to Kent.

Obviously I'm not used to something in the south-east and I've been here 3 years now and it's almost non-stop tissues.

[mpriestnall]

Good work you bluesmen and blueswomen! I had a good chuckle with your tales of 'toothpaste woes'.

[c.d.]

Okay. Last one. I promise.

I see good ole' flouride
and I see flouride free
and I can't help but notice
anti-plaque and whitening
a starin' up at me
but I'm just a simple man
don't know what's best for me
don't really make no difference
they all be under lock and key

Got me the Toothpaste Blues....

c.d.

[Herlock Sholmes]

I'll take that as a compliment. Spoonful and Smokestack Lightning are two absolutely great songs in the blues genre and two of my favorites.

c.d.

Yeah, Howlin Wolf had an amazing voice.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Mississippi Fred McChubbs to you mate.

[c.d.]

Thank you Howlin’ c.d.

I'll take that as a compliment. Spoonful and Smokestack Lightning are two absolutely great songs in the blues genre and two of my favorites.

c.d.

[chubbs]

And Mississippi chubbs

Mississippi Fred McChubbs to you mate.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Seems to be "tag" in the USA.

That’s the one Pat.