Irritations

[Tel]

I’d like to add junk phone calls to Paddy’s junk emails. They appear to go in waves. Over the last three days or so I must have had 20.

What irritates me about these callers is .... just how do they know I've just sat down to eat?

[Herlock Sholmes]

I’d like to add junk phone calls to Paddy’s junk emails. They appear to go in waves. Over the last three days or so I must have had 20.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Most of the junk emails I receive do NOT have an unsubscribe button.

This is what I want to do with those persons who send me those emails.



But first I will stick out my tongue to them because I can



Or just for jolly I could choose a different public spectacle at their mortal expense



T
Oh and after the public spectacle of my choosing this is what I will do to their remains



Then I will be ready to rock on



If you have any questions or concerns about this message, that's just too bad for you isn't it, because I have no unsubscribe button either.

Someone should contact the Guinness Book of World Records, Paddy. You may have just broken some kind of emoji record.

Totally agree with your point of course.

[c.d.]

For what it is worth, Paddy some internet "experts" believe unsubscribing to unwanted e-mails simply confirms that your e-mail address is correct resulting in more junk mail.

c.d.

[Paddy Goose]

Most of the junk emails I receive do NOT have an unsubscribe button.

This is what I want to do with those persons who send me those emails.



But first I will stick out my tongue to them because I can



Or just for jolly I could choose a different public spectacle at their mortal expense



T
Oh and after the public spectacle of my choosing this is what I will do to their remains



Then I will be ready to rock on



If you have any questions or concerns about this message, that's just too bad for you isn't it, because I have no unsubscribe button either.

[FISHY1118]

I'm not bitter. I just don't see Thompson as a good suspect.

I do , but its ok the disagree.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Agree!

That's just weird (and it waters it down)!

It's quite nice on a hot day, in a really dry glass of rosè though.

The breweries would soon complain if everyone did it and nursed the same ‘pint’ for three hours.

[Ms Diddles]

The madness of putting ice in beer.

Agree!

That's just weird (and it waters it down)!

It's quite nice on a hot day, in a really dry glass of rosè though.

[Ms Diddles]

Well, first thing you need to do is make sure it's NOT a SoyBurger or any of the other faux **** that are being forced on us nowadays. (I don't mind being given the choice, but GIVE ME THE CHOICE!!! Don't treat the information like it's a National Security Secret.) Then I thank the Good Lord (or Whomever- I'm not religious, but some things you just need thank SOMEBODY for) that I FINALLY got Something worth the $23.95 (after coupon) they are charging me. Then I check to make sure that they actually included a REAL pickle rather than the damn end slices that you usually get (or the rib piece of the lettuce, or end of the onion). Then I take my time and enjoy it bite by bite by bite... (With a REAL good burger, after the third bite, you realize you NEED a bib, so you look around for the napkins that they ration out like parchment that they wrote the Declaration of independence on...)

Hmmmmmmm, burgers...

Is that a thing in the US, CFL?

Burger joints flogging meat substitutes with no alternative options.

I've never heard of that here (unless you're at an exclusively vegetarian or vegan place obviously).

As a lifelong veggie I'm personally pro the non-meat alternatives (Hail Seitan!!!!), but agree there should be a choice.

[Herlock Sholmes]

The madness of putting ice in beer.

[C. F. Leon]

How would you go about eating this?
...

Well, first thing you need to do is make sure it's NOT a SoyBurger or any of the other faux **** that are being forced on us nowadays. (I don't mind being given the choice, but GIVE ME THE CHOICE!!! Don't treat the information like it's a National Security Secret.) Then I thank the Good Lord (or Whomever- I'm not religious, but some things you just need thank SOMEBODY for) that I FINALLY got Something worth the $23.95 (after coupon) they are charging me. Then I check to make sure that they actually included a REAL pickle rather than the damn end slices that you usually get (or the rib piece of the lettuce, or end of the onion). Then I take my time and enjoy it bite by bite by bite... (With a REAL good burger, after the third bite, you realize you NEED a bib, so you look around for the napkins that they ration out like parchment that they wrote the Declaration of independence on...)

Hmmmmmmm, burgers...

[Herlock Sholmes]

How would you go about eating this?

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=0552b0ba02155725&rlz=1C9BKJA_enGB704GB704&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=AE3TifPOCtpMuXY9sj1p83vwClu76uHrmg:1758215790774&udm=2&fbs=AIIjpHyTFN8BbSyNXQ3oA-fn7H5NUrrIpQXg7ywPuzBdcoqHY9koTyP2YoWqyTioW_DKM8fFBRNZm4gOjmfmYLVfCGgeCLdGJxSRSlfKJx2_1LLQWw5atBb6SzuXN7iJ5IwTzFgg-P7TaJT8ATMzjiZ4aROE61KPd3ou9mRFNW6wt7TiNUySfkkiBJofaebIedH-IW_yr9ZTRm2wGzw96nlYcfdG-bofPbeMg96-g7_bc-YgVs0tUg4&q=massively+thick+burger&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjB9Jad6OKPAxUzTkEAHaB-BDYQtKgLegQIGBAB&biw=1024&bih=1242&dpr=2#sv=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-QMwAUoKCAIQAhgCIAIoAg

[c.d.]

Burgers that are so thick that it’s impossible to eat them in burger form.

Which of course automatically brings up a classic, American commercial from years ago. Interestingly, that phrase became a debating point when questioning the substance of someone's argument.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=where%3Bs+the+beef+commercial#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:172ed022,vid:law5tZHgrzM,st:3

c.d.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Burgers that are so thick that it’s impossible to eat them in burger form.

[John Wheat]

Im not to swayed either way about the so called scientific evidence , there has been shown enough stand alone evidence that makes him a better suspect than the ones that have been mention. The way i read your comment , the bitterness comes from the fact you just dont like that Thompson as a suspect . Even when the evidence presented confirms he indeed make a excellent one .

I'm not bitter. I just don't see Thompson as a good suspect.