Irritations

[Abby Normal]

Went to the drug store yesterday to buy some toothpaste. It was under lock and key. Had to get a clerk to open it. I mean toothpaste! Wow.

c.d.

yup. toiletries are the number one shoplifted item in our area cd. alot are now under lock and key.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Went to the drug store yesterday to buy some toothpaste. It was under lock and key. Had to get a clerk to open it. I mean toothpaste! Wow.

c.d.

Do they sell Cannabis toothpaste over there c.d?

[mpriestnall]

Socks sold in ranges. I'm at the bottom of the range 9-12 which means I have to bunch the excess of the sock behind my heel to make the sock 'fit'.

[c.d.]

Went to the drug store yesterday to buy some toothpaste. It was under lock and key. Had to get a clerk to open it. I mean toothpaste! Wow.

c.d.

[mpriestnall]

politicians who start every talking point with.. "let me be perfectly clear. "

To give them credit, at least they're warning the listener they'll about to lie to them.

[Svensson]

Just his hair? I think you're letting him off lightly!

He exceeds the definition of "irritation".

[Pcdunn]

Trying single candy bars in new flavors and discovering the hard way that the price has gone up and the size of the product is smaller.

[Enigma]

"Your call is valuable to us. Please stay on the line until you can be connected to the next available agent." And then you hear "your approximate waiting time will be six years."

c.d.

Your call has advanced in the queue. We appreciate your patience. Your approximate waiting time is still six years.

[c.d.]

"Your call is valuable to us. Please stay on the line until you can be connected to the next available agent." And then you hear "your approximate waiting time will be six years."

c.d.

[Abby Normal]

politicians who start every talking point with.. "let me be perfectly clear. "

[rjpalmer]

People who feel the need to use the pseudo-intellectual catchword "narrative" in every conversation.

[Wickerman]

The amount of bullshit written about Charles Cross to frame him for the Ripper crimes.

Say it loud, and say it clear!

[Ms Diddles]

On The Beach advert. Ghastly tv family. Crude and unfunny commentary from the equally crude and unfunny Paddy McGuinness.

Yes, that advert always gives me the ick too.

The idea of that family pulling up the sun loungers next to me while I'm enjoying a nice holiday in the sun is the stuff of nightmares.

Plus the dad looks a bit like Bernard Manning.

Just awful!!

[Enigma]

Oh, you mean the puppet's puppets!

Exactly so, those who stand there with solemn expressions and nod in earnest agreement with every utterance spouted by their leader.

[mpriestnall]

The unidentified 'noddies' who stand behind a politician who is giving a tv news sound bite.

Oh, you mean the puppet's puppets!