Irritations

[Herlock Sholmes]

Have you seen the Eton Style parody, Herlock? It's pretty clever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtZkVRkusQ

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I hadn’t until just c.d. but something tells me that sometime in the past I’ve seen a different parody.

[c.d.]

The song ‘Gangnam Style.’

Have you seen the Eton Style parody, Herlock? It's pretty clever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtZkVRkusQ

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[c.d.]

The fact that the UK grinds to a halt if we have more than an inch of snow.

When weather forecasters say it might snow in a voice that sounds like they are predicting liquid plutonium will be falling from the sky and it will be the end of all life on earth. And then you find out it will just be a dusting or a couple inches.

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[Enigma]

Football-type chanting at cricket matches.

The Barmy Army.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Football-type chanting at cricket matches.

[Herlock Sholmes]

The song ‘Gangnam Style.’

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who think that it’s your job to avoid walking into them when they are glued to their phones.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who sit next to you on a bus or train despite there being an empty seat or two.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Radio stations that have a stock of singles and just play them over and over again.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Advertisements for breakfast cereal. They are telling you how delicious it is and yet apparently no one can eat it without having to drop in a pile of fruit. Why - because without it it’s like eating birdseed.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who are always late.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who, despite hearing everyone pronounce a word or a name in the correct way, insist on pronouncing it another way.

[Herlock Sholmes]

The fact that the UK grinds to a halt if we have more than an inch of snow.

[Herlock Sholmes]

There must be a name for this type of thing but - those online news items that piques your interest but you have to either read the whole article or just scroll to the bottom before the article reveals the point (which is all that you wanted to know)

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Trying to sign a document online using your computer mouse. Your signature always comes out looking like a four-year-old did it after drinking about ten beers.

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