End of the World to Begin May 21, 2011

[The Grave Maurice]

If the end is nigh, perhaps someone would be willing to sell me a nice copy of William Stewart's book in the next few days.

[Magpie]

Last week I asked my boss how I'd record the end of the world in my attendence file.



She wasn't that impressed, for some reason.

[Magpie]

Hi Rob, the Rapture occurs in May. That's when all the good, faithful Christians get swept up in the transporter beam. The rest of us sinners will suffer unimaginable torments for another 5 months before the ultimate destruction of the world occurs in Oct.

Bonus! I still get another birthday party!

[The Bounder]

end of the world and that...

Yeah, this is the guy who also predicted the end of the world in 1994 and refused to give back money he fleeced from a load of little old ladies who had funded his 'publicity campaign' to advertise the last apocolypse... seems like a reliable source...

[Phil H]

Did this prediction come from the same source as did "Rome to be destroyed by earthquake" last week?

Phil

[Phil Carter]

Did this prediction come from the same source as did "Rome to be destroyed by earthquake" last week?

Phil

psssst!.. guess which ledger this was seen in..

best wishes

Phil

[Robert]

Hmm. Is it possible to bet on Al Megrahi being alive after May 21st, even if the world does come to an end?

[The Grave Maurice]

Someone should check if the bookies are offering odds on this event. Although, come to think of it, it's not likely. I mean, if people bet large sums on its happening, and they were right, how would they collect.

[claire]

That won't stop them, GM.

[belinda]

Bring it on

[c.d.]

Apparently there are a number of "Rapture" parties taking place tonight. Anyway, should I be whisked off to heaven, I just wanted to say that I have enjoyed my time here on the boards and I wish everyone well.

If you are so unfortunate as to be left behind, feel free to help yourself to the beer in my refrigerator. Sorry about the messy apartment.

c.d.

[Sister Hyde]

oh yes oh yes!!! looting!!!! I'm in, but it's not stores i gonna loot, it's my reefer supplier's house

[Sister Hyde]

If you are so unfortunate as to be left behind, feel free to help yourself to the beer in my refrigerator. Sorry about the messy apartment.

c.d.

is there a stach of funny smokes in your appartement?

[c.d.]

is there a stach of funny smokes in your appartement?

No, just beer. I try to limit my vices. I sometimes miss the old days but I think it was having to climb a scaffolding while working construction and being under the influence of the funny smokes that made me think that this is probably not such a good idea.

c.d.

[c.d.]

I'm wondering about the people who will be raptured. What if you are in the shower at the time. Will you be able to say "hold on a sec, let me throw a robe on?"

c.d.