End of the World to Begin May 21, 2011

[The Grave Maurice]

Oh. Well, good-bye, then. See the rest of you guys in the autumn. Maybe.

[Robert]

Oh well Ally, look on the bright side : there'll be a few kids glad to see the Catholic priests gone.

[Zodiac]

I never trust those damned Transporter Beams! I always demand Shuttle Craft!!!

Hi Rob, the Rapture occurs in May. That's when all the good, faithful Christians get swept up in the transporter beam. The rest of us sinners will suffer unimaginable torments for another 5 months before the ultimate destruction of the world occurs in Oct.

Hi Ally,

OH GOD PLEASE!!! NO!!! Forgive us humble sinners we pray!!! We repenteth big style oh Lord!!! Mercy... Please, no, not that!!! Anything but unimaginable torments of another 5 months of "America's got Talent Dancing with the Stars on Ice!!! I'd chose the lake of eternal fire over that any day!!!

Best wishes,
Zodiac.

[martin wilson]

Its always a comfort that if the rest of the world doesnt share your views,your God will smite them with mighty smite.
And then all those nasty people who ask the awkward questons will suffer etenal agony and torment.
Being faithful however,gets you a reward.
This isnt a religion,its a Nectar card.

[c.d.]

Hey I just realized that we are getting pretty close. Less than a month to go. I think it may be time to start running up the old Visa card and check on the supply of party hats.

c.d.

[belinda]

I will sue them if it doesn't.

[YankeeSergeant]

politicians

I will sue them if it doesn't.

Good luck with that. If politicians are running the show the suit will take even longer than the demise of earth.

[Bob Hinton]

Who gives a &&===****!!!!

Day after my birthday who cares!!

[Robert]

Day OF my birthday. Better scoff the cake at 00.01 hours.

[belinda]

Good luck with that. If politicians are running the show the suit will take even longer than the demise of earth.

I can wait. I'll get them for breach of promise and false advertising

[YankeeSergeant]

HAve fun

I can wait. I'll get them for breach of promise and false advertising

Dig it. HAve fun indicting the Mayans though.

[belinda]

Dig it. HAve fun indicting the Mayans though.

All ready planning that one

Puts me in mind of a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY

[c.d.]

REPENT!...REPENT!...REPENT!...The end doth draweth closer.

c.d.

[Robert]

Bad move by the Samoans :

http://www.abc.net.au/correspondents/content/2011/s3216895.htm

[cappuccina]

Does this mean I don't have to pick up all the sticks and branches in my yard from the latest drenching rain??