End of the World to Begin May 21, 2011

[protohistorian]

I think this is just the latest round of the Christian penchant for appropriating things from other belief systems because the sky daddy has not sent them a new book in awhile. Which is odd, because they do not seeem to read the other ones too well. Dave

[Magpie]

Are Ladbrokes offering a book on this?

Might be worth a bit of a flutter....

[Limehouse]

If the people predicting the end of the world really are Christians they do not know their bible very well! Jesus was preaching to his people about the final days of earth and the second coming and he said:

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man - no not the angels of heaven - but my Father only". St Mattew 24 v 36

[Robert]

Whenever the world ends, I want to bet that Al-Megrahi will survive it.

[Stephen Thomas]

Isn't there a bloody big meteorite due to to hit Earth around this time?

[Robert]

Nah! Otherwise, there would have been a mention in the scriptures :

"And behold, a bloody big meteorite will plunge from the sky. And verily, even Al -Megrahi will be afraid."

[Phil Carter]

Isn't there a bloody big meteorite due to to hit Earth around this time?

Hello Stephen,

I think they must have brought forward the impact time from 2012...hahaha

best wishes

Phil

[Robert]

Could we send up Vanessa Felz to intercept it?

[YankeeSergeant]

My hope

Could we send up Vanessa Felz to intercept it?

If it is to be the end I hope it goes something like this that aliens come and they only eat politicians and excrete O2 and water.

[Zodiac]

Oh help us God. No, that should be "Zod"!!!

Hello Stephen,

I think they must have brought forward the impact time from 2012...hahaha

best wishes

Phil

And now a party political message from God...

Zod!!! How many more times do I have to tell you, ZOD. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes.... This err.... "Earth" business.

Citizens of Earth, friends,

As part of the over all package of painful, but really very, very necessary, cutbacks that are being carried out, in order to address the unprecedented financial defit we face, it has been decided to bring forward the closure of the "Earth" facility from Dec. 21st 2012 to May 21st 2011. We realise that this will come as a painful blow to many people, but such short term rescruturing, however painful, will be required if we are to get the economy back on track. Of the estimated six billion people who will no longer be required due to the closure, it is hoped that many can be lost through a process of natural wastage, self immolation etc. Meanwhile a very generous package of Voluntary Euthanasia has been put in place, and Earth staff are urged to look for new opportunities on other worlds, particularly in the "Private Sector".

Best wishes,
Zodiac.

[The Good Michael]

Thank God it't the Christians starting this. We wouldn't want the Jews to be the men who will not be blamed for nothing, do we?

Mike

[Robert]

Hang on : the end of the world to begin on 21st, not "occur." How long is the end supposed to take?

[YankeeSergeant]

How long?

Hang on : the end of the world to begin on 21st, not "occur." How long is the end supposed to take?

If the politicians are incharge of it we have plenty of time! have you ever seen a government project come in on time and on budget?

[Robert]

Ha, yes they'll probably tell us that the current adverse circumstances have demanded a rethink, and they're now working towards the end of the world in 2095.

[Ally]

Hi Rob, the Rapture occurs in May. That's when all the good, faithful Christians get swept up in the transporter beam. The rest of us sinners will suffer unimaginable torments for another 5 months before the ultimate destruction of the world occurs in Oct.