Happy Birthday!!

[Sister Hyde]

Well, one good thing about being a poison-tester is that all your meals are free.

OK, let me think... Thanatos means Death... So is Thanatospractice when you practice... killing people?

(Gulp) Uh... Gee, Sister, Robert's a fun guy, and he lives much closer to you than I do...

Bon appetit!
Archaic

coooool! can I bring my boy over for meals??? no wait!!!! I got a better idea! he'll be the cook.

and no I don't kill people, this school is making me an "embalmer", in other words, draining fluids, removing prothesis of all kinds (including pacemakers and so on), getting them prepared and conserved, washed, dressed and made up before they are exposed to their families.

Oh and uh... I don't eat people I don't know

[Robert]

Well Sister, if you ever go into politics you can call yourself Barack Embalmer.

[Sister Hyde]

Well Sister, if you ever go into politics you can call yourself Barack Embalmer.

ahahahah yes abd I can use the excuse "they were already like this when I got here!"

[Archaic]

Hey Robert, don't you have a little water-on-the-knee or something that could do with a bit of fluid-draining?

And you always look nicest when properly conserved- washed, dressed, a bit of embalming fluid as an anti-aging treatment, a tasteful dab of makeup here and there, etc.

You'll look and feel like a new man when Sister is done with you!

Cheers,
Archaic

[Sister Hyde]

Hey Robert, don't you have a little water-on-the-knee or something that could do with a bit of fluid-draining?

And you always look nicest when properly conserved- washed, dressed, a bit of embalming fluid as an anti-aging treatment, a tasteful dab of makeup here and there, etc.

You'll look and feel like a new man when Sister is done with you!

Cheers,
Archaic

what are you a dating agency?? thanks for your concern about my social life sweetheart but when I signed in at the school last june, it was pretty much cause I had already firmly put it behind

[Natalie Severn]

Thank you, Hunter. The feeling is mutual.

and from me too Hunter---thankyou xxx

[Natalie Severn]

Oh que oui ! Meilleurs voeux mes amies.

Merci mon ami!xx

[Natalie Severn]

Hi

Happy birthday to Celesta and Norma I hope you both had a great day and enjoyed your birthdays xxx


Tj

Ah thankyou Tj xx

[Robert]

I do have water on the brain. The cure is a tap on the head.

[Sister Hyde]

I do have water on the brain. The cure is a tap on the head.

Oo... no the cure is a smack in the back of the head, and I'm pretty good at it

[Archaic]

Getting In A Little Thanatospractice...

what are you a dating agency?? thanks for your concern about my social life sweetheart but when I signed in at the school last june, it was pretty much cause I had already firmly put it behind

Oh, I wasn't actually thinking about your social life, Sister... just thought you might need a token human to practice your Thanatospractice on, and Robert seems ideal. I mean, extra fluid on the brain to drain, what more could you want?

By the way, I love the excuse "They were already like this when I got here".

A surprising number of serial killers have tried to use that line, but I fear it has a rather low success rate.

Cheers,
Archaic

PS: Have you heard of people using embalming fluid as a drug? It's horrifying. I don't know if they drink it or inject it or what. It freaked me out when I saw a news article about it.

[Robert]

Is there anything that people won't use as a drug?

[Celesta]

Hi

Happy birthday to Celesta and Norma I hope you both had a great day and enjoyed your birthdays xxx


Tj

Hi Tracy,

Thank you! I had a good day, and Norma said she had a good one, and no embalming fluid was involved...that I know of. Unless you count a wee glass of White Zinfindel.

[Celesta]

Is there anything that people won't use as a drug?

Apparently not!

[Celesta]

Oh que oui ! Meilleurs voeux mes amies.

Thank you, David. I haven't seen you in awhile. I hope you're well, my friend.