Useless Thread...

[Ally]

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[Suzi]

Day 2 with the great unwashed!!
Exactly steje it's NOT rocket science! Getting to the 'Soddit order new machines!' stage here!!!

[Celesta]

Its all down to the balls I say!!!! Bloody hell have had a bit of a day of it with a plumber who turned up and did F all for £94 and now got a little local old man coming again (2nd day incarcerated!)tomorrow to try and fit outflow pipes to my diswasher after our rodent 'friends' chewed 'em to bits!!!!!!!! IS this rocket science???? FFS! Send round the man in the red and yellow kit!!! NOW! xxxxxxx

Suzi, You need to call TAPS International. They will fix your plumbing and rid you of ghosts all in one swell foop!

[steje73]

Rocket science? Pah! Easy! It's not exactly brain surgery, is it?

[Suzi]

Its all down to the balls I say!!!! Bloody hell have had a bit of a day of it with a plumber who turned up and did F all for £94 and now got a little local old man coming again (2nd day incarcerated!)tomorrow to try and fit outflow pipes to my diswasher after our rodent 'friends' chewed 'em to bits!!!!!!!! IS this rocket science???? FFS! Send round the man in the red and yellow kit!!! NOW! xxxxxxx

[steje73]

Hey! Who's jeffing about with the coloured balls? It's like a Jean Michel Jarre concert in a Kaleidoscope.

[Celesta]

I frown on such tomfoolery. Frown, I say!
Wasting a flapjack, I ask you.

you say? Hmmph! Anyway, it wasn't tomfoolery; it was fredfoolery! Take heart, steje, the flapjacks weren't wasted. There were flapjack doorstops, flapjack falsies (not mine), and other uses for them.

Hey! How come that little ball thingy next to my name is blue again? This morning it was a nice pretty green!


Uh-oh...it's green again.

[steje73]

I frown on such tomfoolery. Frown, I say!
Wasting a flapjack, I ask you.

[Celesta]

I like flapjacks.

Once upon a time when I was in college, on a trip to the Florida Keys, we made flapjacks, and the next day, the professor woke up to discover that he had flapjack arch supports in his shoes. Now, who would have done such a thing as to put flapjacks in a teacher's shoes?

[steje73]

One of them could well be Barry, taking a break from Lazlo Woodbine.

[Suzi]

Rant Rant burble Rant!!! .....That's better!!
Vila!- Get Lyn to re-register and stop fiddling about with her sprouts!

[Mrsperfect]

Think Positive!

I thought this thread would be perfect to remind people that we now have a perfect opportunity to lose the 'On The Trial of the Forgers' thread forever!!!!

I may also get to edit 'The Life Of William Henry Bury' Thread.........

I'd say that's two good reasons to think positive about the crash!

Regards,

Eileen

[Celesta]

I am worried Celesta, what were you putting into these holes??

Not fluffy little animals, to be sure! What a question!

Tomatoes, okra, eggplants, basil, etc. but no fluffy little animals.

Oh! And daisies. Big yellow ones with brown middles.

[Mike Covell]

"Do a little digging, that's all..." Oh boy... It's not that easy, Dan. We did the little digging bit for several years, and it is a killer.

Keep on trucking,

C

I am worried Celesta, what were you putting into these holes??

[Celesta]

Lyn wants to try having a small garden this year. Just a few vegetables, nothing fancy. We'll need to pick a good spot for it and do a little digging, that's all. I think she's going to start the seeds sprouting indoors, then transplant everything later. I hope we can keep the deer from eating it all.
.

"Do a little digging, that's all..." Oh boy... It's not that easy, Dan. We did the little digging bit for several years, and it is a killer. I suggest you borrow or rent a tiller because it will make it so much easier on both of you, especially after your auto accident. I also recommend getting plants that are ready to go in the ground. Doing seeds is harder unless you have a green house or something you can use as one. I tried seeds for years. It works better with plants.

If you're an accomplished gardener forgive me for sticking my nose in. I'm not trying to be pushy or a know-it-all. I just wanted to save you some work and some very sore muscles, as I know you are both "stove-up", as they say in this part of the world. Anyway, enjoy your garden. We enjoy ours.

If you are going to try it by hand, it would be easier to get started while the ground is wet from last night.

Keep on trucking,

C