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  • Jenni Shelden
    Detective
    • Feb 2008
    • 448

    #151
    oh ho ho ho hoho


    i am useless there you go

    i shall write you a song
    when i have gone

    you shall sing my song throughout the land

    tralalaaaaa tra lalala alaaaaaaaaaaaa giant pandas eat bamboo
    i like watching scooby doo

    all good people have a sense of themselves
    and thats a real lyric
    “be just and fear not”

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    • Suzi
      Superintendent
      • Feb 2008
      • 2167

      #152
      Steady on that gummiberry juice peglet!
      'Would you like to see my African curiosities?'

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      • Jenni Shelden
        Detective
        • Feb 2008
        • 448

        #153
        give us a m -m give us an e - e give us a d - d give us r - r give us an e- e give us a c - c yo yo yo yo
        “be just and fear not”

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        • Suzi
          Superintendent
          • Feb 2008
          • 2167

          #154
          Toooooooooo late!!
          'Would you like to see my African curiosities?'

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          • steje73
            Detective
            • Feb 2008
            • 189

            #155
            How cool are hinges?
            Roll up the lino, Mother. We're raising Behemoth tonight!

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            • Jenni Shelden
              Detective
              • Feb 2008
              • 448

              #156
              I love hinges but i love cheese more!!!!!
              “be just and fear not”

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              • Observer
                Assistant Commissioner
                • Mar 2008
                • 3195

                #157
                Hi JD Pegg

                Wonderfull lyrics, almost as good as The Fabulous Bingo Brothers, "Father had a Donkey" Just found their rendition of the above (from Rutland week-end television) on Youtube. A wonder to behold, the finest lyrics in the history of short song.

                Observer

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                • Observer
                  Assistant Commissioner
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3195

                  #158
                  PS

                  A sign I saw today in a second hand shop

                  Pleeze don't beat these bongo drums

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                  • Jenni Shelden
                    Detective
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 448

                    #159
                    Now you are just talking nonsense
                    “be just and fear not”

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                    • Observer
                      Assistant Commissioner
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 3195

                      #160
                      on ber yike

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                      • Paddy Goose
                        Detective
                        • May 2008
                        • 352

                        #161
                        Here we go
                        Attached Files

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                        • Observer
                          Assistant Commissioner
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 3195

                          #162
                          HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

                          Cracking photo Paddy

                          Observer

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                          • plang
                            Inactive
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 298

                            #163
                            Won't mention names.
                            Guess what. You are going to start getting old or you will die before you get there.

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                            • caz
                              Premium Member
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 10660

                              #164
                              That photo in post #161 - is it the Barking Flyover?

                              Do I win £5?

                              Or am I just being useless as usual?

                              Love,

                              Caz
                              XXX
                              "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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                              • mikey559
                                Cadet
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 23

                                #165
                                being useless

                                I guess I should be useless. I'm happier being useless and I'm sick and tired of trying to be usefull and getting nowhere with it.

                                Mikey
                                Just happy to be alive.

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