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  • Dickere
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    Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post

    Im simply using my near 35 years of experience as an Armchair Detective which allows me to analyse evidence far better than everyone else.
    Careful you're not asked to resign for being off-sick

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  • Ms Diddles
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    Originally posted by DJA View Post
    A little Advokaat never killed anyone.

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    I don't know, Dave!

    It was a close shave with those snowballs at Christmas!

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  • Herlock Sholmes
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    Originally posted by caz View Post
    Whoever the fiend was, I do believe he took the apron piece with him.

    This leads me to conclude he was no more than five foot tall.

    He didn't want to be caught short.

    I'll get me coat...

    Love,

    Caz
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  • caz
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    Whoever the fiend was, I do believe he took the apron piece with him.

    This leads me to conclude he was no more than five foot tall.

    He didn't want to be caught short.

    I'll get me coat...

    Love,

    Caz
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  • caz
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    Originally posted by DJA View Post
    Here's a picture of an Aardvark

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    ​Hmmm, the creature certainly looks sinister enough in that photo, but not quite in the same league as Lechmere.

    I did vote for the aardvark but I just remembered the adage:

    Aardvark never killed anyone.

    Bugger - just seen I was beaten to it!

    Oh well, back to the drawing board.

    Love,

    Caz
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    Last edited by caz; 01-05-2023, 04:26 PM.

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  • FISHY1118
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    Varrrken hell

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  • Herlock Sholmes
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    Originally posted by Doctored Whatsit View Post
    I think we might be reading a little too much into our suspicions about an aardvark. My wise old grandmother also used to say, "People are very lazy these days - a little aardvark never killed anyone". At least I think that's what she said. On the other hand, she didn't say anything about a big aardvark ....

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  • DJA
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    Then again .......

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  • DJA
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    A little Advokaat never killed anyone.

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  • Doctored Whatsit
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    I think we might be reading a little too much into our suspicions about an aardvark. My wise old grandmother also used to say, "People are very lazy these days - a little aardvark never killed anyone". At least I think that's what she said. On the other hand, she didn't say anything about a big aardvark ....

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  • DJA
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    Here's a picture of an Aardvark

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  • Abby Normal
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    A picture is worth a thousand Aardvarks

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  • Enigma
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    Was the aardvark wearing a pea jacket and have the look of a sailor about him?

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  • Linotte
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    Originally posted by Ms Diddles View Post

    Come on Herlock!

    Use your Holmesian powers of deduction here!!!

    An aardvark can't have written the graffito.

    They don't have opposable thumbs to hold the chalk......

    I'm not disputing that the aardvark dropped the apron, but he clearly had a primate accomplice who wrote the message.

    I'm not 100% certain but the smart money is on a bonobo.

    They have quite advanced linguistic skills and, I dunno really, but they just look the type.
    Oh, like Murders in the Rue Morgue!

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  • DJA
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    Dissociative disorder seeking help from boyfriend.

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