How Did The Apron Piece Get To Goulston Street?

[C. F. Leon]

How Did The Apron Piece Get To Goulston Street?

It took the tram.

Now this leads us to several follow-up questions:

- How late did trams run on Saturdays nights/Sunday Mornings?
- Did an apron all alone (female, I presume) have the proper tram fare and just HOW did it get it?
- Did it get permission from Eddowes to go out on its own that night?
- Was there a tram stop near Goulston Street?
- Did the apron stop on the way at a fountain to properly wash up for its media debut?
- Did Eddowes borrow the apron from her BFF Lizzie? Or perhaps even BUY it?
- Did the apron have a hall pass to out that late?
- WHY was the apron out and where was it gong? Perhaps a secret mission for MI6? Maybe it was going to meet the mysterious "LEATHER Apron"?

So MANY questions!!!

[Yabs]

I believe the issue of an aardvark being in London is fully covered in question 4 of frequently asked questions.


Q: do aardvarks have a thing for aprons?
A: Probably

Q: can we prove the aardvark was elsewhere at the time of the killings?
A: no

Q: What was his/her motive?
A: The Victims were mistaken identity in the quest to kill Mary Ann Teater

Q: What was an equator dwelling mammal doing in the cold east end of London in the autumn?
A: visiting friends

[Herlock Sholmes]

I have not seen Herlock produce any evidence whatsoever that there were aardvarks at large in London during the LVP. Such evidence must be produced to prop up this "new theory".

Happy holidays!!

Im simply using my near 35 years of experience as an Armchair Detective which allows me to analyse evidence far better than everyone else.

[ohrocky]

I have not seen Herlock produce any evidence whatsoever that there were aardvarks at large in London during the LVP. Such evidence must be produced to prop up this "new theory".

Happy holidays!!

[Herlock Sholmes]

I don't understand why it's either-or - where's the option for a passing aardvark having discarded the sanitary towel???

As we know, there was much construction going on in London in Victorian times, and no doubt many quantity surveyors working on tight schedules, including Ethel the aardvark. Being female, she could have used the sanitary towel, and while I'm sure discarding personal hygiene products in the street is against the work ethics of the professional quantity surveyor, Ethel may have been pressed for time and unable to find a suitable waste bin.

Any suggestion with a Monty Python reference gets my vote Kattrup.

[Kattrup]

No problem

6 voted for the aardvark but 1 voted for the sanitary towel theory!!

I don't understand why it's either-or - where's the option for a passing aardvark having discarded the sanitary towel???

As we know, there was much construction going on in London in Victorian times, and no doubt many quantity surveyors working on tight schedules, including Ethel the aardvark. Being female, she could have used the sanitary towel, and while I'm sure discarding personal hygiene products in the street is against the work ethics of the professional quantity surveyor, Ethel may have been pressed for time and unable to find a suitable waste bin.

[Dickere]

No problem

6 voted for the aardvark but 1 voted for the sanitary towel theory!!

An aardvark whistle to populism always works.

[JeffHamm]

hmmmmm

[Enigma]

Remember the adage: Beware of aardvarks bearing aprons.

[Herlock Sholmes]

No problem

6 voted for the aardvark but 1 voted for the sanitary towel theory!!

[Enigma]

Thank you to Herlock and all who contributed to what became an amusing and witty diversion from the usual discussions.

[Dickere]

Well, right at this moment in time, I suspect the nation of Argentina would concur.

Right at this moment, I suspect they're too pissed to care.

[Ms Diddles]

Allegedly, though being French is a hanging offence of course.

Well, right at this moment in time, I suspect the nation of Argentina would concur.

[Dickere]

https://newlearningonline.com/litera...earns-language

Facts, you see!

No mere idle speculation here.

If you're looking for a killer primate, here's your man. RIP Travis

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

[Dickere]

Whoah! Hold the bus there, Dickere!

I'm not insinuating anything about the bonobo being either Jewish or foreign looking.

By saying that they "look the type" I was merely referring to the cheeky glint in their eye and their dexterity with a writing implement.

You're quite right though.

The old monkey-hangers from Hartlepool would have strung the poor thing up in a heartbeat.

They have previous for such behaviour, don't they?

Allegedly, though being French is a hanging offence of course.