Unsuspected ape from Whitechapel.....
Actually gentlemen, an orangutan committed the murders in the rue Morgue and quite frankly I consider him a viable suspect in the Whitechapel series……….in particular orangutans from Borneo have been known to favor deerstalker hats and have accents that can be confused with Eastern Europeans ….. also sometimes in poor lighting their faces have been described as blotchy. Needless to say climbing straight upward from all the murder sites would be an effective means of escape………..and finally, I’m sure I needn’t mention how red fur can appear as a crimson handkerchief under diffused lighting………and we all know how charming and disarming these creatures can be……..need I go on? I don’t know why Mr. Orangutan hasn’t yet made our suspect list?
Greg
Actually gentlemen, an orangutan committed the murders in the rue Morgue and quite frankly I consider him a viable suspect in the Whitechapel series……….in particular orangutans from Borneo have been known to favor deerstalker hats and have accents that can be confused with Eastern Europeans ….. also sometimes in poor lighting their faces have been described as blotchy. Needless to say climbing straight upward from all the murder sites would be an effective means of escape………..and finally, I’m sure I needn’t mention how red fur can appear as a crimson handkerchief under diffused lighting………and we all know how charming and disarming these creatures can be……..need I go on? I don’t know why Mr. Orangutan hasn’t yet made our suspect list?
Greg
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