Would the Nazis ban you for discussing the weather?

[Ally]

Now that you have tasted the full force of my mighty power, I expect the fear and trembling to be commencing. There's worse in store...

[Mayerling]

Now that you have tasted the full force of my mighty power, I expect the fear and trembling to be commencing. There's worse in store...

Oh quit you Jodling!

Jeff

[Ally]

Of shush Mayers, you are not my one true love. You don't got what it takes to make me compliant.

No, that's one special man, shining with with a rosy glow, that I am just waiting to appear on the horizon....

waiting...
waiting...


alas.

[Robert]

Would an orange glow do?

[Steadmund Brand]

In response to some queries, I thought I should clarify a bit what's going on. Elsewhere on the web there has been some rantings about how I am a power-drunk Nazi, worse than Hitler, and being that I am a volatile woman, clearly the problem is that I have not been laid properly, BUT! Luckily for me there's a man on this very forum who thinks he's got what it takes to rodger me properly and turn me into a sweet, biddable female. So you know, I thought I'd give him the opportunity to step up to the plate, and show me what a man he is.


And now, back to the fun....

(P.S. As soon as y'all notice it, I'll switch you back, I am just having fun abusing my authority, corrupt power drunk bitch that I am.)

Hmmm I guess that leaves me out...I don't even satisfy myself ,, but I will be happy to buy you a nice Alsterwasser in Baltimore Mein feminine Fuhrer

Steadmund Brand

[Ally]

I would like to say two things right now

A) that photo was taken 15 years ago. He still looks like he's 12! (Now I feel like a child molestor. )

B) Now they're trying to poison me with funny sounding beers.





Seriously though, looking forward to Baltimore! Where I will be drinking pineapple and vodkas, like a sane person would.

[Steadmund Brand]

I would like to say two things right now

A) that photo was taken 15 years ago. He still looks like he's 12! (Now I feel like a child molestor. )

B) Now they're trying to poison me with funny sounding beers.





Seriously though, looking forward to Baltimore! Where I will be drinking pineapple and vodkas, like a sane person would.

Vodka and Lime remember...

Steadmund Brand

[c.d.]

I don't think Ally is referring to me either although I have to say that I have never had any problem keeping the ladies happy. Just last week a woman I was with said this is crazy I should be paying you. I took that as a compliment.

c.d.