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  • Amanda
    Inactive
    • Sep 2014
    • 400

    #571
    Originally posted by Steadmund Brand View Post
    Where am I.......I think I got lost in these darn tunnels… is that a Kangaroo or a sewer rat……

    Steadmund Brand
    Hi Sergeant Steadmund,

    HQ have activated your GPS tracker. It was neither Kangaroo nor sewer rat that crossed your path, 'twas an Eskimo.
    Seems you are digging Northwards instead of South.
    Please report back to barracks & await further instruction.
    The General

    P.S. DO NOT under ANY circumstances eat those peanut butter M&M's!!!:anxious

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    • GUT
      Commissioner
      • Jan 2014
      • 7841

      #572
      Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post
      Indeed you are, and definitely the original article!
      My darlng often says

      "There's only one of you ... THANK GOODNESS for that."

      I think she must be happy that she has me and no one else can.
      G U T

      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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      • GUT
        Commissioner
        • Jan 2014
        • 7841

        #573
        I think you mob have scared Rosemary away with your idiocy, if you would all just be mature like I is.
        G U T

        There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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        • GUT
          Commissioner
          • Jan 2014
          • 7841

          #574
          Forgot to say,


          Yes Steady you can still Nibble Nobby's Nuts.
          G U T

          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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          • Mayerling
            Superintendent
            • Feb 2008
            • 2762

            #575
            Originally posted by Amanda View Post
            Hi Sergeant Steadmund,

            HQ have activated your GPS tracker. It was neither Kangaroo nor sewer rat that crossed your path, 'twas an Eskimo.
            Seems you are digging Northwards instead of South.
            Please report back to barracks & await further instruction.
            The General

            P.S. DO NOT under ANY circumstances eat those peanut butter M&M's!!!:anxious
            Of course, don't tunnel too far South either - you'll end up with penguins in the tunnel, and they are such snobs.

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            • Scott Nelson
              Superintendent
              • Feb 2008
              • 2402

              #576
              Klink! You fool!!!

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              • GUT
                Commissioner
                • Jan 2014
                • 7841

                #577
                Originally posted by Mayerling View Post
                Of course, don't tunnel too far South either - you'll end up with penguins in the tunnel, and they are such snobs.
                But they sure does dress purty.
                G U T

                There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                • GUT
                  Commissioner
                  • Jan 2014
                  • 7841

                  #578
                  Originally posted by Scott Nelson View Post
                  Klink! You fool!!!
                  I know nothink.
                  G U T

                  There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                  • Rosemary
                    Detective
                    • Jun 2015
                    • 136

                    #579
                    Dogs

                    A Platt hound mix, a black lab who thinks he's a cool dude, a coon dog, a border collie who must be obeyed, 2 insufferable Maltese, & an English/American pit bull
                    We lost the Redbone hound dog to GME in January & a German shepherd/beagle mix to sudden bowel cancer in May. He was our resolute defender, small but territorial & quick to judge bad people. Always right on that score.

                    Now I have no hound dog to chase down hoodoos in the bayou.
                    From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
                    "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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                    • GUT
                      Commissioner
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 7841

                      #580
                      Originally posted by Rosemary View Post
                      A Platt hound mix, a black lab who thinks he's a cool dude, a coon dog, a border collie who must be obeyed, 2 insufferable Maltese, & an English/American pit bull
                      We lost the Redbone hound dog to GME in January & a German shepherd/beagle mix to sudden bowel cancer in May. He was our resolute defender, small but territorial & quick to judge bad people. Always right on that score.

                      Now I have no hound dog to chase down hoodoos in the bayou.
                      Nice collection, well maybe except the Maltese and the Pt-Bull.

                      We've currently got a Dalmatian [but only one at present had a lot more when breeding and showing] and a Chinese Crested, in the past had Collie, Border Collie, Cattle Dog, Doberman and Pointer.

                      Hate cancer in dogs. Lost three in six months few years back.
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                      • GUT
                        Commissioner
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 7841

                        #581
                        Originally posted by Rosemary View Post
                        A Platt hound mix, a black lab who thinks he's a cool dude, a coon dog, a border collie who must be obeyed, 2 insufferable Maltese, & an English/American pit bull
                        We lost the Redbone hound dog to GME in January & a German shepherd/beagle mix to sudden bowel cancer in May. He was our resolute defender, small but territorial & quick to judge bad people. Always right on that score.

                        Now I have no hound dog to chase down hoodoos in the bayou.
                        Glad to see those idiots [not as sophisticated as me] haven't scared you off.
                        G U T

                        There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                        • Steadmund Brand
                          Sergeant
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 534

                          #582
                          Originally posted by GUT View Post
                          Glad to see those idiots [not as sophisticated as me] haven't scared you off.
                          Idiots??? (just because I am a Brisbane fan huh....)


                          Steadmund Brand
                          "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                          • GUT
                            Commissioner
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 7841

                            #583
                            Originally posted by Steadmund Brand View Post
                            Idiots??? (just because I am a Brisbane fan huh....)


                            Steadmund Brand
                            If the shoe fits...
                            G U T

                            There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                            • Steadmund Brand
                              Sergeant
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 534

                              #584
                              no shoes fit... I wear a size 15


                              Steadmund Brand
                              "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                              • Rosemary
                                Detective
                                • Jun 2015
                                • 136

                                #585
                                Originally posted by GUT View Post
                                Glad to see those idiots [not as sophisticated as me] haven't scared you off.
                                No worries, mate...I'm too much of a b*+^h to scare off.
                                From Voltaire writing in Diderot's Encyclopédie:
                                "One demands of modern historians more details, better ascertained facts, precise dates, , more attention to customs, laws, commerce, agriculture, population."

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