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[mickreed]

I know where there are plenty of escape tunnels...trouble is that GUT, despite being a splendid sort of chappy, has this down-under sense of inferiority which alas affects all his decisions...

Could you perhaps counter this complex by suggesting that six inch australasian measurements are replaced by sesquipedalian calculations....

I know what you mean, Dave. It even pulls the Poms who live here, down as well. Some of us are no longer certain that, as English people, we are always right. After a cricket whitewash we are even afraid to go out of doors. It's very debilitating.

And poor GUT has lived here all his life. How down must he feel?

[GUT]

And poor GUT has lived here all his life. How down must he feel?

Bl00dy wonderful, truth be told.

How else can you feel if you're an Aussie.

The last POM in my family to come here was about 1850's.

[mickreed]

Bl00dy wonderful, truth be told.

How else can you feel if you're an Aussie.

The last POM in my family to come here was about 1850's.

Ha ha.

Gut on yer, mate!

[GUT]

Ha ha.

Gut on yer, mate!

And Mick did you see all the carry on about the shirt with the flag that woolies won't sell. It's got a message for ya'

[mickreed]

I know where there are plenty of escape tunnels...trouble is that GUT, despite being a splendid sort of chappy, has this down-under sense of inferiority which alas affects all his decisions...

Also, Dave, we shouldn't be too hard on GUT. There's a good chance his lot looked down on my lot in Dorset, when JtR was just a twinkle in his daddy's eye.

[mickreed]

And Mick did you see all the carry on about the shirt with the flag that woolies won't sell. It's got a message for ya'

Trouble is, GUT. I do love it.

[GUT]

Trouble is, GUT. I do love it.

Good man. Just sent a PM

[Carol]

[QUOTE=Archaic;316323]Hi Carol.

If by "jump" you mean I'll beat him up and take his wallet... ....well, you know my specialty is assassination. And I'm trying to conserve the arsenic... plus he seems like a nice enough guy. But oh what the heck, OK, since it's for a good cause.


Hello Bunny, old girl,

I just said that to give the Anzac boy something to look forward to. I don't want you to hurt him. Just 'jump' on him. That's all. He seems to think that it's something he's been missing all these years.

Your silver trowel sounds really nice. We could do with some magic around here.

Carol

[Carol]

Hi Carol

I know where there are plenty of escape tunnels...trouble is that GUT, despite being a splendid sort of chappy, has this down-under sense of inferiority which alas affects all his decisions...

Could you perhaps counter this complex by suggesting that six inch australasian measurements are replaced by sesquipedalian calculations....

Hello old chap,

Um... Ah... Um... Pardon?

[Carol]

Hello old chap,

Um... Ah... Um... Pardon?

It's me again.

Just looked up that 's' word of yours and if you think I'm going to say that to GUT you're very much mistaken! Dear oh dear oh dear.

[pinkmoon]

Sorry for my lack of input old chaps but I'm having chronic marital problems at the moment in fact terminal might be a better word take care keep digging and I will be in contact soon

[GUT]

Sorry for my lack of input old chaps but I'm having chronic marital problems at the moment in fact terminal might be a better word take care keep digging and I will be in contact soon

All the best old son, we will dig for you.

[Steadmund Brand]

Cissie says she would love a pair of black fishnet stockings, seamed, with one garter in red lace. Dolly would appreciate it very much if you could bring the ingredients for a Manhattan. I was wondering if you could get me some of those new-fangled teabags that I read about just before the start of this latest shing-dig. There are some called 'English Breakfast'. The tea we get here at the Café Wilhelm is absolutely awful.

You're so kind to us. (from Cissie), (from Dolly) and from me.

There you are ladies... sorry it took so long.. I had to be a hero for others as well... oh sometimes it's hard being an American...by the way ask Cissie if the garter I got her is even better.. why just red lace when she could have Red White and Blue... all american garters!!


Steadmund Brand

[Steadmund Brand]

Sorry for my lack of input old chaps but I'm having chronic marital problems at the moment in fact terminal might be a better word take care keep digging and I will be in contact soon

Best of luck...we are always here for ya if needed!!

Steadmund Brand

[Carol]

Sorry for my lack of input old chaps but I'm having chronic marital problems at the moment in fact terminal might be a better word take care keep digging and I will be in contact soon

Good afternoon, sir,

Cissie, Dolly and I are very sorry to hear of your current dilemma and we want you to know that we are thinking of you and hope that things turn out for the best.

Carol