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  • GUT
    Commissioner
    • Jan 2014
    • 7841

    #16
    Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
    On second thoughts who's going to believe such a silly story .
    Well if you don't like DNA on table cloths how about a story about a famous artist, just pick one, t really doesn't seem to matter too much.
    G U T

    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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    • Amanda
      Inactive
      • Sep 2014
      • 400

      #17
      Escape...

      Hi,

      You'll be safe in Istanbul. Just scoured the airport book shops and not a glimpse of Russell Edwards anywhere.

      They do however, have some very nice table runners.....

      Amanda

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      • pinkmoon
        Chief Inspector
        • Jul 2013
        • 1813

        #18
        Originally posted by Amanda View Post
        Hi,

        You'll be safe in Istanbul. Just scoured the airport book shops and not a glimpse of Russell Edwards anywhere.

        They do however, have some very nice table runners.....

        Amanda
        Right chaps false noses and moustaches on we are going to try for the Turkish border.
        Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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        • MrBarnett
          *
          • Nov 2013
          • 5672

          #19
          Pinkmoon,

          Don't forget that you won't be allowed back unless you agree to work for MI5.

          MrB

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          • pinkmoon
            Chief Inspector
            • Jul 2013
            • 1813

            #20
            Awaiting up date from colonel GUT .
            Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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            • Cogidubnus
              Assistant Commissioner
              • Feb 2012
              • 3266

              #21
              Why are you guys waiting for GUT's say so to cross into Turkey?

              Listen, the only place Russell Edwards is actively patrolling is Cloudcuckooland

              My Missus is far more dangerous to mental health....

              All the best

              Dave

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              • pinkmoon
                Chief Inspector
                • Jul 2013
                • 1813

                #22
                Sorry we can't take you with us Dave we could send you a red cross parcel and conceal some hacksaw blades in it so you might be able to saw threw the bars on your bed room window.
                Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                • Cogidubnus
                  Assistant Commissioner
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 3266

                  #23
                  Then you'd better go - I'm doomed anyway...

                  God Bless

                  Dave

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                  • GUT
                    Commissioner
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 7841

                    #24
                    G'day Dave

                    My Missus is far more dangerous to mental health....
                    They all are
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • GUT
                      Commissioner
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 7841

                      #25
                      But don't like Turkey can I have chook or lamb instead?
                      G U T

                      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                      • Cogidubnus
                        Assistant Commissioner
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 3266

                        #26
                        God bless guys, I'm doomed...

                        PS Do I get decorated for this?

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                        • GUT
                          Commissioner
                          • Jan 2014
                          • 7841

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Cogidubnus View Post
                          God bless guys, I'm doomed...

                          PS Do I get decorated for this?
                          Yes mate you are hereby awarded the Official Order of the Dna for non-Defence of the Shawl [ODDS] and may attach those letters after your name.
                          G U T

                          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                          • Phil Carter
                            Commissioner
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 4270

                            #28
                            As two of the three who made it to safety in the real Great Escape from which the film was based upon-went via ship to Sweden- and were Norwegians- I'm doing that route. Tax free cigs and booze too. And I speak the lingo.

                            Have heard that two are planning escaping to China on a rickshawl.
                            Chelsea FC. TRUE BLUE. 💙


                            Justice for the 96 = achieved
                            Accountability? ....

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                            • GUT
                              Commissioner
                              • Jan 2014
                              • 7841

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Phil Carter View Post
                              As two of the three who made it to safety in the real Great Escape from which the film was based upon-went via ship to Sweden- and were Norwegians- I'm doing that route. Tax free cigs and booze too. And I speak the lingo.

                              Have heard that two are planning escaping to China on a rickshawl.
                              And those Swedish shielas. I speak the lingo as long as they understand Aussie.
                              G U T

                              There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                              • Steadmund Brand
                                Sergeant
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 534

                                #30
                                Hey guys.. can I come late to the meeting?.. I am after all American, so I'll just pop in late... then take credit for everything...

                                Steadmund Brand--
                                "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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