Irritations

[Herlock Sholmes]

Radio stations that play the same songs over and over.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Announcers at railway and coach stations or in supermarkets that no one can understand.

[Herlock Sholmes]

That “see it, say it, sorted” message on the railways and the underground.

[Herlock Sholmes]

TV channels who, when repeating some programme for the 400th time that year, introduce it by saying “another chance for you to see…”

[Tel]

I had three more, in person, So Sayers today. I wonder if we are allowed to scalp 'em.

[Richard Patterson]

I am very irritated by your phrasing here, which implies Thompson may have murdered his prostitute lover! Ridiculous exaggeration of the idea that he walked the streets looking for her due to affection.

I’ve already been gently told off for talking about him here in irritations. Shhh.

[andy1867]

Football supporters who whitter on about "Playing a "false No 9" in the hole behind an underlapping centre half".....No-one knows what ANY of it means...Obviously I know what a "Hole" is..cos me football clubs in one.
Whatever happened to just shouting
"Offside Ref!!"
"Handball Ref!"
"Out it"
"Awaaay"
"Lump it!!"
Its all so overcomplicated now


Agree?



Or have I "Lost the dressing room?"