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  • Herlock Sholmes
    Commissioner
    • May 2017
    • 22662

    #541
    Flies (the flying kind)
    Herlock Sholmes

    ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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    • Herlock Sholmes
      Commissioner
      • May 2017
      • 22662

      #542
      The UK TV channel Gold. This is a channel for comedy programmes but it pretty much only shows one series - Only Fools And Horses.
      Herlock Sholmes

      ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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      • Herlock Sholmes
        Commissioner
        • May 2017
        • 22662

        #543
        History channels who show programmes which are a) nothing to do with history or, b) think that there has been no history except for WW2.
        Herlock Sholmes

        ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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        • Herlock Sholmes
          Commissioner
          • May 2017
          • 22662

          #544
          Endless programmes about travel. Is there a ‘celebrity’ left who hasn’t done a programme where they travel somewhere?
          Herlock Sholmes

          ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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          • Herlock Sholmes
            Commissioner
            • May 2017
            • 22662

            #545
            Footballers who wear gloves.
            Herlock Sholmes

            ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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            • Herlock Sholmes
              Commissioner
              • May 2017
              • 22662

              #546
              The fact that I’m currently in a phone queue at number two waiting just to order a prescription and that I’ve been in this ‘queue’ for one hour and eleven minutes!
              Herlock Sholmes

              ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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              • Herlock Sholmes
                Commissioner
                • May 2017
                • 22662

                #547
                Overly talkative taxi drivers
                Herlock Sholmes

                ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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                • Herlock Sholmes
                  Commissioner
                  • May 2017
                  • 22662

                  #548
                  People who deliberate engineer it so that cars and motorbikes are twice as loud as they should be.
                  Herlock Sholmes

                  ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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                  • Herlock Sholmes
                    Commissioner
                    • May 2017
                    • 22662

                    #549
                    Motorised scooter death traps.
                    Herlock Sholmes

                    ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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                    • Wickerman
                      Commissioner
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 14900

                      #550
                      The scourge of the urban landscape, bicycle lanes in the city center, absolutely ridiculous.
                      In the 'burbs, fine, less traffic, more space, but in the city center with trucks, buses, trams and general traffic all battling for space, many of these inner-city lanes are just not wide enough for a dedicated bicycle lane.
                      Our city has made it illegal to pass a bicycle down town, and now we have cyclists riding on the footpath to avoid the traffic, which IS illegal, flying across zebra crossings, which IS illegal, running through stop-lights, which is ALSO illegal.
                      Yet the rest of the civilized world tolerates this, all in the name of, what?
                      Regards, Jon S.

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                      • c.d.
                        Commissioner
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 6628

                        #551
                        Trying to buy a light bulb. It used to be all you had to do was look for the watt size you needed. Now you have to choose between watt, lumen, LED, white, soft white, cool white, warm white, dimmable, non-dimmable, standard base and God only knows what (or is that watt else).

                        It seems the joke now has become how many people and how long does it take to pick out a light bulb?

                        c.d.

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                        • c.d.
                          Commissioner
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 6628

                          #552
                          I bought a coffee maker yesterday from Amazon. Same damn thing. The number of options and features available was mind boggling. I just want a cup of coffee. Is that too much to ask?

                          c.d.

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                          • Wickerman
                            Commissioner
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 14900

                            #553
                            The more features you have, the more things can go wrong with it. Just give me an on-off switch, and a light so my wife knows when she's left the damn thing on!
                            Regards, Jon S.

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                            • Wickerman
                              Commissioner
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 14900

                              #554
                              Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                              Trying to buy a light bulb. It used to be all you had to do was look for the watt size you needed. Now you have to choose between watt, lumen, LED, white, soft white, cool white, warm white, dimmable, non-dimmable, standard base and God only knows what (or is that watt else).

                              It seems the joke now has become how many people and how long does it take to pick out a light bulb?

                              c.d.
                              On my father's first visit to Canada, at a cafe he went to buy a simple cup of tea.
                              It turned into a Monthy Python sketch, . . . hot or cold, paper cup or?, black, white or cream, china, herbal, indian, etc. etc. sugar or sweetener ?. . .
                              You could tell, my dad was about to explode. . .
                              Regards, Jon S.

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                              • Herlock Sholmes
                                Commissioner
                                • May 2017
                                • 22662

                                #555
                                Originally posted by Wickerman View Post

                                On my father's first visit to Canada, at a cafe he went to buy a simple cup of tea.
                                It turned into a Monthy Python sketch, . . . hot or cold, paper cup or?, black, white or cream, china, herbal, indian, etc. etc. sugar or sweetener ?. . .
                                You could tell, my dad was about to explode. . .
                                The worst is when they just give you a cup/mug of hot water and with a tea bag dropped into it. One day you’ll go into a café and order a sandwich and someone will just put the ingredients in front of you.
                                Herlock Sholmes

                                ”I don’t know who Jack the Ripper was…and neither do you.”

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