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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6550

    #451
    Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post

    Ah, you mean morons.
    Yep. They simply couldn't get it into their heads that they had to obey Florida law.

    c.d.

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    • c.d.
      Commissioner
      • Feb 2008
      • 6550

      #452
      Hello Herlock,

      I am reminded of the story of Vlad the Impaler. Some dignitaries from another country came to see him. They were wearing hats. Vlad told them to take off their hats but they refused citing the customs of their country. So Vlad had their hats nailed to their heads.

      You gotta like ole' Vlad. He knew how to get things done.

      c.d.

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      • C. F. Leon
        Detective
        • May 2012
        • 350

        #453
        Commercial breaks that run the SAME commercial 3 or 4 times in one five-minute break.

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        • C. F. Leon
          Detective
          • May 2012
          • 350

          #454
          Company spokespersons that really think that you give a **** about their character's personal lives.

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          • C. F. Leon
            Detective
            • May 2012
            • 350

            #455
            People that habitually refer to celebrities by their first names- like they actually are friends with people that they've never come within 500 miles of or maybe saw at the concert from a mile away.

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            • C. F. Leon
              Detective
              • May 2012
              • 350

              #456
              DJs, athletes, entertainers, etc. that think that people actually CARE about their cats' (or chihuahuas) favorite song/ restaurant/ website/ whatever. The local classical station has been taken over by women that talk more about their cats than the music they're playing.

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              • C. F. Leon
                Detective
                • May 2012
                • 350

                #457
                While we're on the subject of pets: people that treat their pets (usually small dogs) as child substitutes. I'm convinced that they are actually developing a breed that's losing the use of their legs (to be called "Little Foo-Foos").

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                • Pcdunn
                  Superintendent
                  • Dec 2014
                  • 2323

                  #458
                  Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
                  That reminds me Pat…every single website where you have to ‘accept’ or ‘reject’ cookies before you proceed. It’s annoying. I always accept but I don’t know if that’s the right thing to do or not?
                  If you can use the site *without* accepting cookies, I'd recommend doing that. Especially if you've only gone there to read one article or something.
                  Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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                  Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
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                  • Herlock Sholmes
                    Commissioner
                    • May 2017
                    • 21791

                    #459
                    Originally posted by Pcdunn View Post

                    If you can use the site *without* accepting cookies, I'd recommend doing that. Especially if you've only gone there to read one article or something.
                    I’ll do that Pat. I’ve always wondered what to do. Thanks.
                    Regards

                    Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                    “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                    • Tani
                      Detective
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 227

                      #460
                      Originally posted by C. F. Leon View Post
                      DJs, athletes, entertainers, etc. that think that people actually CARE about their cats' (or chihuahuas) favorite song/ restaurant/ website/ whatever. The local classical station has been taken over by women that talk more about their cats than the music they're playing.
                      This is indicative of a far larger societal problem, imo.
                      O have you seen the devle
                      with his mikerscope and scalpul
                      a lookin at a Kidney
                      With a slide cocked up.

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                      • Ms Diddles
                        Chief Inspector
                        • Aug 2019
                        • 1688

                        #461
                        Originally posted by C. F. Leon View Post
                        While we're on the subject of pets: people that treat their pets (usually small dogs) as child substitutes. I'm convinced that they are actually developing a breed that's losing the use of their legs (to be called "Little Foo-Foos").
                        I know, it's madness!

                        Pets are obviously far superior to children!!!

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                        • Pcdunn
                          Superintendent
                          • Dec 2014
                          • 2323

                          #462
                          This tendency for commercials for "full body deodorants" showing people spraying the stuff down their boxer shorts or under their bras. It just seems-- excessive!
                          Pat D. https://forum.casebook.org/core/imag...rt/reading.gif
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                          Von Konigswald: Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard. -- Happy Birthday, Wanda June by Kurt Vonnegut, c.1970.
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                          • Herlock Sholmes
                            Commissioner
                            • May 2017
                            • 21791

                            #463
                            Every single advert where people break into a dance.
                            Regards

                            Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                            “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                            • Herlock Sholmes
                              Commissioner
                              • May 2017
                              • 21791

                              #464
                              Celebrities who saddle their kids with stupid names just to feed their own egos….

                              Techno Mechanicus
                              RZA
                              Kal-El
                              Pilot Inspektor
                              Bronx Mowgli
                              Elsie Otter
                              Audio Science
                              Diva Thin Muffin
                              Toilet Paper Elephant Trouserpress


                              Ok, I made that last one up. How surprised would you have been if it was true though.
                              Regards

                              Sir Herlock Sholmes.

                              “A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”

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                              • Enigma
                                Detective
                                • Aug 2019
                                • 309

                                #465
                                Parents who give their child a normal name but then spell it in an absurd manner.
                                Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

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