Irritations

[c.d.]

Paper billing statements where you have to tear off the lower part and send it in along with your check. Sometimes they are not as perforated as they should be and when you go to tear it it rips the whole thing apart.

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[c.d.]

Skateboarders. Really hate those people especially those obnoxious and badly dressed little punks who think the sole purpose of life is to jump up on things like benches with their boards. I always hope they will fall and hurt themselves.

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[c.d.]

People who pay top dollar to buy jeans with huge rips in them. It looks like they were in an accident and the paramedics had to cut away material to treat them.

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[Yabs]

Opening a pack of bacon where in the corner it says “peel here”
Yeah right… Like that ever works.

[c.d.]

People on the metro who are too cool to hold on to something while the train is moving. You can see them struggling to keep their balance while attempting not to show it.

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[chubbs]

Young people. Why are they so...







...YOUNG?


Grrr

[chubbs]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but Jack the Ripper was (and still flippin is) an annoying little sod.

[Tani]

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but Jack the Ripper was (and still flippin is) an annoying little sod.

I know, I mean talk about scaring the customers away.

[c.d.]

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys around? Checkmate evolution.

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[Herlock Sholmes]

If humans evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys around? Checkmate evolution.

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It’s irritating when people use that one with an accompanying smug look as if it’s a ‘gotcha’ moment.

I like to hit back with - if God is all powerful can he create a stone that’s so heavy even he can’t pick it up.

[chubbs]

Tethered caps on bottles of orange squash.

I have been unscrewing the caps on bottles of orange squash for 50 years and I HAVE NOT LOST A SINGLE CAP.

I do not need my bottle caps to be tethered, and nor do most people. It's tethering gone crazy.

[chubbs]

I know, I mean talk about scaring the customers away.

He worked at Pickfords?

[Herlock Sholmes]

People that watch videos on their phones without using headphones.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Politicians/ministers who visit factories or warehouses and feel it necessary to take off their jackets and roll up their sleeves as if it’s going to convince people that they intend to do any actual work. Then they pick up a couple of boxes and pass them to someone else almost with a “look at me I’m working hard for the country” look on their faces. Richi Sunak was always doing it.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who ‘deliver’ things. I’ve had parcels left on my doorstep and chucked over the gate (discovered by chance). Also, why do they appear not to know what a doorbell is? We have one. You can’t miss it. They never use it. They don’t even use the door knocker. They inaudibly tap on the door but unfortunately I’m not a Labrador so I can’t hear at such a low volume. Then they wait for 3 or 4 seconds and run back to their cars or vans after leaving an unreadable card.

Around two months ago a parcel went missing. We had left the gate unlocked and asked for the parcel to be put near the backdoor but the courier said that the guy delivering was scared by the dog. I told them that we don’t have a dog. He said that he was talking about next doors dog! I told him that he was the other side of a fence. He said that the dog might have jumped over!! I’m 6’2” and the fence is as tall as I am. I told the guy on the phone it’s a chow chow not Red f*****g Rum! He then threatened to hang up!