Irritations

[FISHY1118]

If Thompson was shown to be a viable suspect then I would be only too happy to add him to a small list of viable suspects. However there isn't the evidence to put him in that category. And there have been outlandish claims about Thompson such as it has been scientifically proven he was Jack the Ripper. This is not true at all. None of the so called evidence presented is scientific. So what is there for me to be bitter at?

Im not to swayed either way about the so called scientific evidence , there has been shown enough stand alone evidence that makes him a better suspect than the ones that have been mention. The way i read your comment , the bitterness comes from the fact you just dont like that Thompson as a suspect . Even when the evidence presented confirms he indeed make a excellent one .

[C. F. Leon]

10 minute movie trailers that show you EVERYTHING that's worth seeing in the damn film. This is ESPECIALLY true of comedies that make a deliberate effort to show EVERY humorous scene. Or thrillers/mysteries that give away the ending.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Impressive insect-related knowledge CF.

a) Your line of work
b) Your hobby/interest
c) Google/ Wikipedia

[C. F. Leon]

You're probably right, Doc!

I just hope that this particular wasp woke up today with a crushingly sore head and a pervasive sense of shame at his behaviour yesterday!

Actually, Ms Diddles, worker wasps, bees & ants are neutered females. Male Hymenoptera exist ONLY for Reproduction, and then they die, die, DIE!!! (Insert Maniacal Laughter here.)

And now you know.

[c.d.]

You're probably right, Doc!

I just hope that this particular wasp woke up today with a crushingly sore head and a pervasive sense of shame at his behaviour yesterday!

And if he is of a particular philosophical bent he might contemplate the ultimate question - to bee or not to bee.

c.d.

[Ms Diddles]

I think they get intoxicated on late summer fruit, and become the insect version of lager louts.

You're probably right, Doc!

I just hope that this particular wasp woke up today with a crushingly sore head and a pervasive sense of shame at his behaviour yesterday!

[The Rookie Detective]

When you fancy a whole takeaway pizza to yourself, but out of courtesy you ask your wife if she wants any.

She replies "no!"

But knowing what she's like, you ask her again. Perhaps you should get 2 pizzas? One each?

But she is adamant this time.
A resounding "no."

So you order a pizza.

It arrives soon after.


And before you've even had a chance to open the box and savour that sweet smell of cooked to perfection pizza... guess who now wants some?

[The Rookie Detective]

When it's a Saturday afternoon, and you turn the telly on to watch something that doesn't require an App, but there's Rugby on BBC1, Formula One on BBC2, Horse Racing on Channel 4, Golf on 5, and an FA Cup tie between Rotherham and Burnley on ITV...

eek.

[The Rookie Detective]

When you sit on your sofa all set to the next episode of your favourite show... but it's on freeview, and the digital signal is worse than analogue from the 1970's.

[The Rookie Detective]

When you are making an important call...but are transfered to another department...but then are put on hold....and you wait...and you wait...









and you wait...



and you wait...



and then the line cuts off.

[The Rookie Detective]

When your wife asks you semi-psychotically if you've done what she's asked you to do...and you try and fight back with a quip of sarcasm...before being torn a new one for answering her back.

[The Rookie Detective]

When your wife tells you she's had a bath and shaved her legs...but now has a migrane, all in the same breath.

[The Rookie Detective]

"... press 8 for reception... press 9 to speak to an adviser... press star to repeat... press hash to hold... press 0, 1, and then hash plus star to request a callback"

[The Rookie Detective]

"Have you been to Nandos before?"

[andy1867]

Football supporters who whitter on about "Playing a "false No 9" in the hole behind an underlapping centre half".....No-one knows what ANY of it means...Obviously I know what a "Hole" is..cos me football clubs in one.
Whatever happened to just shouting
"Offside Ref!!"
"Handball Ref!"
"Out it"
"Awaaay"
"Lump it!!"
Its all so overcomplicated now


Agree?



Or have I "Lost the dressing room?"