Irritations

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who deliberate engineer it so that cars and motorbikes are twice as loud as they should be.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Overly talkative taxi drivers

[Herlock Sholmes]

The fact that I’m currently in a phone queue at number two waiting just to order a prescription and that I’ve been in this ‘queue’ for one hour and eleven minutes!

[Herlock Sholmes]

Footballers who wear gloves.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Endless programmes about travel. Is there a ‘celebrity’ left who hasn’t done a programme where they travel somewhere?

[Herlock Sholmes]

History channels who show programmes which are a) nothing to do with history or, b) think that there has been no history except for WW2.

[Herlock Sholmes]

The UK TV channel Gold. This is a channel for comedy programmes but it pretty much only shows one series - Only Fools And Horses.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Flies (the flying kind)

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who, in various locations, just stop and stand there when they are completely blocking everyone from passing.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Supermarkets that keep moving items to different areas of the store so that you have to keep walking around to find them (I know why they do it of course but still…)

[Herlock Sholmes]

Food that requires far too much effort to eat. Picking out bones, removing difficult shells etc.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Pop stars who get inordinate amounts of praise for ‘giving up their ‘free’ time’ to appear at a charity concert in front of thousands of adoring fans.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who have plastic surgery and make themselves look terrible. Lips like painted tractor tyres for eg.

[Herlock Sholmes]

People who refuse to answer a simple question whilst persistently expectantly answers from you.

[The Cenci]

Happy to add to this.

Phil Collins.