Originally posted by John Wheat
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Irritations
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10 minute movie trailers that show you EVERYTHING that's worth seeing in the damn film. This is ESPECIALLY true of comedies that make a deliberate effort to show EVERY humorous scene. Or thrillers/mysteries that give away the ending.
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Impressive insect-related knowledge CF.
a) Your line of work
b) Your hobby/interest
c) Google/ Wikipedia
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Originally posted by Ms Diddles View Post
You're probably right, Doc!
I just hope that this particular wasp woke up today with a crushingly sore head and a pervasive sense of shame at his behaviour yesterday!
And now you know.
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Originally posted by Ms Diddles View Post
You're probably right, Doc!
I just hope that this particular wasp woke up today with a crushingly sore head and a pervasive sense of shame at his behaviour yesterday!
c.d.
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Originally posted by Doctored Whatsit View Post
I think they get intoxicated on late summer fruit, and become the insect version of lager louts.
I just hope that this particular wasp woke up today with a crushingly sore head and a pervasive sense of shame at his behaviour yesterday!
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When you fancy a whole takeaway pizza to yourself, but out of courtesy you ask your wife if she wants any.
She replies "no!"
But knowing what she's like, you ask her again. Perhaps you should get 2 pizzas? One each?
But she is adamant this time.
A resounding "no."
So you order a pizza.
It arrives soon after.
And before you've even had a chance to open the box and savour that sweet smell of cooked to perfection pizza... guess who now wants some?
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When it's a Saturday afternoon, and you turn the telly on to watch something that doesn't require an App, but there's Rugby on BBC1, Formula One on BBC2, Horse Racing on Channel 4, Golf on 5, and an FA Cup tie between Rotherham and Burnley on ITV...
eek.
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When you sit on your sofa all set to the next episode of your favourite show... but it's on freeview, and the digital signal is worse than analogue from the 1970's.
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When you are making an important call...but are transfered to another department...but then are put on hold....and you wait...and you wait...
and you wait...
and you wait...
and then the line cuts off.
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When your wife asks you semi-psychotically if you've done what she's asked you to do...and you try and fight back with a quip of sarcasm...before being torn a new one for answering her back.
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When your wife tells you she's had a bath and shaved her legs...but now has a migrane, all in the same breath.
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"... press 8 for reception... press 9 to speak to an adviser... press star to repeat... press hash to hold... press 0, 1, and then hash plus star to request a callback"
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Football supporters who whitter on about "Playing a "false No 9" in the hole behind an underlapping centre half".....No-one knows what ANY of it means...Obviously I know what a "Hole" is..cos me football clubs in one.
Whatever happened to just shouting
"Offside Ref!!"
"Handball Ref!"
"Out it"
"Awaaay"
"Lump it!!"
Its all so overcomplicated now
Agree?
Or have I "Lost the dressing room?"
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