Irritations

[c.d.]

My last job with the Government required getting a security clearance. I had to fill out a form the length of War and Peace. They wanted to know if I ever had a lemonade stand when I was five years old. If so, I had to provide the names of five people, with their current addresses and phone numbers who could confirm that. Followed up by an interview conducted by an FBI agent. It was a giant pain in the behind.

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[Tani]

Job applications

Send your CV and a cover letter? ✗

Fill out a 40 page form with information that's already on your CV, remember bizarre things like where you lived when you were born ✓

[Ms Diddles]

And even THEN, some of them still keep pissing in the pool, until you fire a warning shot. .

I find an electrical appliance chucked into the pool at just the right moment puts a stop to that!

[C. F. Leon]

You have to learn how to speak your mind, C.F. and say how you really feel and not hold back like you do.

c.d.

Unfortunately, it's my experience that the damn kids don't get off the lawn until you actually yell at them. Some will if you ask them nicely, but nowadays, most of them don't until they actually see the shotgun. And even THEN, some of them still keep pissing in the pool, until you fire a warning shot.

I tell you, just TRY to keep a butterfly/hummingbird garden going nowadays. And forget about encouraging amphibians in the creek out back...

[C. F. Leon]

Songs that are at best one verse and then the chorus or even a single line/phrase repeated over and over for the next ten minutes (or at least it seems as so). Of course, those are the ones that the radio replays 4 or 6 times a day.

[Herlock Sholmes]

One post I saw on social media was from a teacher who got irate comments from a parent who didn't want a young child to study "pronouns!" The teacher explained the lesson was about English parts of speech-- not anyrhing related to LGBTQA!

[Pcdunn]

One post I saw on social media was from a teacher who got irate comments from a parent who didn't want a young child to study "pronouns!" The teacher explained the lesson was about English parts of speech-- not anyrhing related to LGBTQA!

[Abby Normal]

Agreed!

One of my friends is a teacher here in Glasgow, and we regularly discuss the horrendous names some of these kids are saddled with.

The worst one I ever heard was La - a.

Apparently that's Ladasha; "you pronounce the dash!!!!!" (said in an aggressive Glasweigan accent as though incensed that the poor teacher had the nerve to stumble over this stupid name when calling the register!).

Notable mention also to "Ibroxia".

I mean, it's ok to be into Rangers (if you really must), but that sounds like some kind of disease!

Just awful!

hi diddles!
i teach in md and luckily none of tje parents have gone the stupid ridiculous route with their kids names at my school, but they have gotten rather creative. I actually love some of the names:

Nirvana
Gerber (parents were new immigrants from mexico and named him after the baby food!)
Zeppelin (Zep for short)
Lorrell
Unique
Tauryn
Shango (really love that one)
Kaliya
Quinn
Manyana(Manny for short)
Zhaniya
Mazie
Reeve
Genesis
Jaden (like three kids named that! )
Aria
Adelaide(for a girl, Addy for short)

Lots more but you get the picture lol. Very diverse area so i think that contributes to the creative names. alot of the beautiful hispanic names too.. Gabriella, Natalia, Maria, Bonita, Mateo, Tuca (love that one!)But most here are pretty traditional too.. lots of jacks, zacks, alex, olivia, chloe, hanah etc.

[c.d.]

You have to learn how to speak your mind, C.F. and say how you really feel and not hold back like you do.

c.d.

[C. F. Leon]

Even worse: Adding numbers or symbols

You mean like "The Artist Formally Named an Unpronounceable Symbol That He Called a Press Conference to Announce When His Record Sales Were Slipping And The Idiots Actually Bought Into It"?

Talk about Pretentiousness!

[C. F. Leon]

People who insist you use their preferred pronouns when referring to them. Pretentious little *****. Here in the U.S., some school teachers have lost their jobs for refusing to do so and some teachers have lost their jobs for using them.

c.d.

U.S. Law is rarely noted for its consistency.

Actually, this is a good example of all participants vying for Stupid Awards. The parents/guardians that have to call their (on-call) lawyers for EVERY minor thing that dares annoy them; the lawyers with Nothing-Better-To-Do than drum up their 15 minutes of Fame going against the "Fascist Authority"; the courts that cater to this Time & $$-wasting Trivia and the legislators that spend Time, $$ and Energy on Minor **** like this instead of actual useful things that they should be doing like repairing the roads, etc. You know, the stuff that they are actually elected or appointed to do?

Bitter, Me? Nah...

[c.d.]

People who insist you use their preferred pronouns when referring to them. Pretentious little *****. Here in the U.S., some school teachers have lost their jobs for refusing to do so and some teachers have lost their jobs for using them.

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[Ms Diddles]

Even worse: Adding numbers or symbols

Agreed!

One of my friends is a teacher here in Glasgow, and we regularly discuss the horrendous names some of these kids are saddled with.

The worst one I ever heard was La - a.

Apparently that's Ladasha; "you pronounce the dash!!!!!" (said in an aggressive Glasweigan accent as though incensed that the poor teacher had the nerve to stumble over this stupid name when calling the register!).

Notable mention also to "Ibroxia".

I mean, it's ok to be into Rangers (if you really must), but that sounds like some kind of disease!

Just awful!

[Filby]

Parents who give their child a normal name but then spell it in an absurd manner.

Even worse: Adding numbers or symbols

[Tani]

The price of books is insane.