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  • PC Fitzroy-Toye
    Constable
    • Dec 2013
    • 82

    #46
    Originally posted by GUT View Post
    Now your thinking... but remember, very short ones.
    short eggs with not enough legs

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    • GUT
      Commissioner
      • Jan 2014
      • 7841

      #47
      For that information you must wait for the book.
      G U T

      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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      • PC Fitzroy-Toye
        Constable
        • Dec 2013
        • 82

        #48
        Originally posted by GUT View Post
        For that information you must wait for the book.
        Awe! God I loth waiting! My mum used to ask me why I found it hard to wait ,and I would say "that patience was for those with long lives" and she would say "but you dont know how long your live for!" and I would counter "exactly ma so can we get the hell on with it Im wasting my life here!"

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        • Sunbury
          Cadet
          • Jan 2014
          • 48

          #49
          It was Alfred Lord Tennyson. This 1890 wax voice recording of him has sinister undertones. If played in reverse and after drinking a bottle of single malt scotch, its possible to hear him say, he is JtR.


          Last edited by Sunbury; 02-26-2014, 11:05 PM. Reason: adding the year 1890

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          • pinkmoon
            Chief Inspector
            • Jul 2013
            • 1813

            #50
            Nothings changed its still boring so will someone please hurry up and make something up we've not had a good conspiracy theory for ages also I'm appalled no one's made a good case against the elephant man .
            Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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            • Steadmund Brand
              Sergeant
              • Jul 2010
              • 534

              #51
              Actually sad to say... there was an Elephant Man thread a while back....scary thing is.. it still made more sense then the H.H. Holmes ones

              Steadmund Brand
              "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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              • pinkmoon
                Chief Inspector
                • Jul 2013
                • 1813

                #52
                Originally posted by Steadmund Brand View Post
                Actually sad to say... there was an Elephant Man thread a while back....scary thing is.. it still made more sense then the H.H. Holmes ones

                Steadmund Brand
                We've not had one about aliens yet have we?
                Three things in life that don't stay hidden for to long ones the sun ones the moon and the other is the truth

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                • Steadmund Brand
                  Sergeant
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 534

                  #53
                  Aliens... thats no conspiracy... thats the real truth....
                  "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                  • Steadmund Brand
                    Sergeant
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 534

                    #54
                    By the way Pinkmoon

                    For any suspect discussion not pertaintaining to a particular or listed suspect.
                    "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                    • Robert
                      Commissioner
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 5163

                      #55
                      It's been said that the EM would have been physically incapable of committing the murders....but maybe if Quasimodo helped him?.....

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                      • Steadmund Brand
                        Sergeant
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 534

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Robert View Post
                        It's been said that the EM would have been physically incapable of committing the murders....but maybe if Quasimodo helped him?.....
                        Hmmm.. Did Merrick speak French.....


                        Steadmund Brand--
                        "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                        • Robert
                          Commissioner
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 5163

                          #57
                          No, but he could have mimed "cut throat" and "disembowel" in a game of charades.

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                          • Steadmund Brand
                            Sergeant
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 534

                            #58
                            I'm not so sure I want to see how you would mime "disembowel" in a game of charades.

                            Steadmund Brand--
                            "The truth is what is, and what should be is a fantasy. A terrible, terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago."- Lenny Bruce

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                            • RivkahChaya
                              Inspector
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 1382

                              #59
                              Originally posted by pinkmoon View Post
                              We've not had one about aliens yet have we?
                              Anal probing gone awry.

                              Either that, or, the organs were stolen to create human-alien hybrids; the aliens have the technology to use the uteri without needing the whole body. We're just a bunch of baby seals to them.

                              The reason the murders seemed to happen so quickly had to do with relativity. From the aliens' perspective, they actually took a few hours, because the victims were beamed up onto the ships, and then beamed back down, along with any parts they didn't need.

                              Mary Kelly was used to test a beaming device that could penetrate solid objects, and place her back in her room, but she wasn't, umm, "reintegrated" very well.

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                              • Cogidubnus
                                Assistant Commissioner
                                • Feb 2012
                                • 3266

                                #60
                                Originally posted by RivkahChaya View Post
                                Mary Kelly was used to test a beaming device that could penetrate solid objects, and place her back in her room, but she wasn't, umm, "reintegrated" very well.
                                You're one sick mother RivkahChaya...I think I'm half in love with you!

                                All the best

                                Dave

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