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  • richardnunweek
    Superintendent
    • Feb 2008
    • 2420

    #16
    Hi,
    Have you got a publisher yet?

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    • GUT
      Commissioner
      • Jan 2014
      • 7841

      #17
      G'Day Richard

      Originally posted by richardnunweek View Post
      Hi,
      I am glad that you have mentioned my infamous ''39 theory''..I like it to get aired on occasions .
      Regards Richard.
      What 39 theory ... ..... ........
      G U T

      There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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      • GUT
        Commissioner
        • Jan 2014
        • 7841

        #18
        G'Day PCFT

        Originally posted by PC Fitzroy-Toye View Post
        Gents and um ladys you are all talking utter madness as I have the diary of the true ripper and he was into dark magic, like some pagans he was using the women for scrying to gain visions of the future and with MJK the vision was so potent he went mad and I guarantee the diary is 100% ripper,off as I completed it last week
        But if your diary wasn't written by a group of midgets it can't be true, sure some were into black magic.
        G U T

        There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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        • GUT
          Commissioner
          • Jan 2014
          • 7841

          #19
          So if you wrote it you must be under 5 foot! .......
          G U T

          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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          • PC Fitzroy-Toye
            Constable
            • Dec 2013
            • 82

            #20
            Originally posted by richardnunweek View Post
            Hi,
            Have you got a publisher yet?
            Is that an offer? Cos every editor that I give it to hands it back barely able to breathe from laughter, with tears in there eyes, that must mean its both emotive and funny therefore Brilliant!! and then they send me out the door without a word! so surely there struck dumb by the mastery of my work!!

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            • PC Fitzroy-Toye
              Constable
              • Dec 2013
              • 82

              #21
              Originally posted by GUT View Post
              So if you wrote it you must be under 5 foot! .......
              Um hang on

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              • GUT
                Commissioner
                • Jan 2014
                • 7841

                #22
                PC

                Only because I KNOW for a fact that they were midgets. Or for the PC vertically challenged.
                G U T

                There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                • sdreid
                  Commissioner
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 4956

                  #23
                  Danny Kaye's dad was named Kaminsky
                  This my opinion and to the best of my knowledge, that is, if I'm not joking.

                  Stan Reid

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                  • GUT
                    Commissioner
                    • Jan 2014
                    • 7841

                    #24
                    G'Day Stan

                    Danny Kaye's dad was named Kaminsky
                    Yes but Stan how tall was he, it is all about the height.
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • Tom_Wescott
                      Commissioner
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 6996

                      #25
                      Originally posted by GUT View Post
                      PC

                      Only because I KNOW for a fact that they were midgets. Or for the PC vertically challenged.
                      This is like the Carnac theory...it just doesn't have legs.

                      Yours truly,

                      Tom Wescott

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                      • GUT
                        Commissioner
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 7841

                        #26
                        G'Day Tom

                        You are wrong 39 midgets = 74 legs
                        G U T

                        There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                        • TomTomKent
                          Detective
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 371

                          #27
                          Originally posted by GUT View Post
                          G'Day Tom

                          You are wrong 39 midgets = 74 legs
                          It was Ewoks.

                          My evidence? The murders were Long Long Ago, and in a completely different world to Hollywood.
                          There Will Be Trouble! http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Little-Tro...s=T.+E.+Hodden

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                          • GUT
                            Commissioner
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 7841

                            #28
                            G'Day Tom

                            As long as it was 39 very short Ewoks I won't argue.
                            G U T

                            There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                            • TomTomKent
                              Detective
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 371

                              #29
                              Originally posted by GUT View Post
                              G'Day Tom

                              As long as it was 39 very short Ewoks I won't argue.
                              No, three average Ewoks and Chewbacca.
                              There Will Be Trouble! http://www.amazon.co.uk/A-Little-Tro...s=T.+E.+Hodden

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                              • GUT
                                Commissioner
                                • Jan 2014
                                • 7841

                                #30
                                Well clearly your wrong I repeat for the hard of hearing 39 midgets.
                                G U T

                                There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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