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  • #31
    Originally posted by DJA View Post
    Bookies here in Oz paying off on Biden
    Yeah but the paid off on Shorton too remember.
    G U T

    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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    • #32
      Yeh

      30 years ago we were looking at Abbott and Costello as possible running "mates"
      My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Observer View Post

        Tell me where to go ABE if you do not want to disclose the following. How did you vote in the 2016 referendum?
        Hi Obs,

        I didn't vote in the referendum. We collectively knew the sum of fudge all in 2016 about what it might actually involve, we're in the exact same situation now. Likewise, the outcome would be what it would be. I deferred on that one. But hey, that's democracy, that's my right. Otherwise, I'm a Labour voter. I dislike them less than the Tory's.

        Why do you ask?
        Thems the Vagaries.....

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        • #34
          Originally posted by DJA View Post
          Yeh

          30 years ago we were looking at Abbott and Costello as possible running "mates"
          I was really looking forward to that, just for the comic relief.
          G U T

          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by GUT View Post

            Yeah but the paid off on Shorton too remember.
            You guys lost a prime minister on the beach!
            Thems the Vagaries.....

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            • #36
              Jealous huh!
              My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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              • #37
                Originally posted by DJA View Post
                Jealous huh!
                I've read the stories about him being swept out to sea and such, but if I know Aussies, that's balls. I reckon a Great White was mugging him off, and he jumped in for a fist fight! OK, he died and was never seen again, but that shark knew who not to mug off.

                A typical day in the life of your average Australian. Vegemite sandwich, stroll on the beach, fight a shark, die. Like real men do!
                Thems the Vagaries.....

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post

                  I've read the stories about him being swept out to sea and such, but if I know Aussies, that's balls. I reckon a Great White was mugging him off, and he jumped in for a fist fight! OK, he died and was never seen again, but that shark knew who not to mug off.

                  A typical day in the life of your average Australian. Vegemite sandwich, stroll on the beach, fight a shark, die. Like real men do!
                  Or a Chinese sub took him.
                  G U T

                  There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post

                    I've read the stories about him being swept out to sea and such, but if I know Aussies, that's balls. I reckon a Great White was mugging him off, and he jumped in for a fist fight! OK, he died and was never seen again, but that shark knew who not to mug off.

                    A typical day in the life of your average Australian. Vegemite sandwich, stroll on the beach, fight a shark, die. Like real men do!
                    For breakfast is vegemite on toast this song sums it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuGBY5dLVM

                    Oh there's nothing like a Sunday morning Vegemite on toast
                    Having all your rel's around, for a Sunday roast
                    To top it off down under, what we all like most
                    Is taking off your shoes and walking 'round the coast
                    Coz, we're Girt By Sea, Girt By Sea
                    Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                    Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                    We're a dirty great big island
                    Girt By Sea
                    We got man-eating spiders, and twelve meter sharks
                    Drop-bears, death adders in our national parks
                    Watch out for crocodile's, tiger snakes and stingers
                    There's no place for cowboys
                    We call the ringers,
                    Where we're Girt By Sea
                    Girt By Sea
                    Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                    Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                    We're a dirty great big island
                    Girt By Sea
                    We got great lookin' shiela's and rough headed mates
                    Two territories and six other states
                    Tiger prawns and hu-mungous T-bone steaks
                    But we don't have no border wars,
                    Well there's wells, but they'll break
                    When you're Girt By Sea
                    Girt By Sea
                    Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                    Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                    We're a dirty great big island
                    Girt By Sea
                    There's the great Southern Rail way and Southern Cross at night
                    The Great Ocean Road and the great Australian Bite
                    The Great Sandy Desert and the Great Barrier Reef
                    And the great dividing range, ooh my good grief
                    We're Girt By Sea
                    Girt By Sea
                    Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                    Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                    We're a dirty great big island
                    Girt By Sea
                    Yes, we're Girt By Sea, we're Girt By Sea
                    Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                    Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                    We're a dirty great big island
                    Girt By Sea
                    Hey
                    G U T

                    There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post

                      I've read the stories about him being swept out to sea and such, but if I know Aussies, that's balls. I reckon a Great White was mugging him off, and he jumped in for a fist fight! OK, he died and was never seen again, but that shark knew who not to mug off.

                      A typical day in the life of your average Australian. Vegemite sandwich, stroll on the beach, fight a shark, die. Like real men do!
                      You'd be safe , sharks don't eat clowns.

                      Taste funny
                      My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by GUT View Post

                        For breakfast is vegemite on toast this song sums it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuGBY5dLVM

                        Oh there's nothing like a Sunday morning Vegemite on toast
                        Having all your rel's around, for a Sunday roast
                        To top it off down under, what we all like most
                        Is taking off your shoes and walking 'round the coast
                        Coz, we're Girt By Sea, Girt By Sea
                        Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                        Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                        We're a dirty great big island
                        Girt By Sea
                        We got man-eating spiders, and twelve meter sharks
                        Drop-bears, death adders in our national parks
                        Watch out for crocodile's, tiger snakes and stingers
                        There's no place for cowboys
                        We call the ringers,
                        Where we're Girt By Sea
                        Girt By Sea
                        Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                        Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                        We're a dirty great big island
                        Girt By Sea
                        We got great lookin' shiela's and rough headed mates
                        Two territories and six other states
                        Tiger prawns and hu-mungous T-bone steaks
                        But we don't have no border wars,
                        Well there's wells, but they'll break
                        When you're Girt By Sea
                        Girt By Sea
                        Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                        Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                        We're a dirty great big island
                        Girt By Sea
                        There's the great Southern Rail way and Southern Cross at night
                        The Great Ocean Road and the great Australian Bite
                        The Great Sandy Desert and the Great Barrier Reef
                        And the great dividing range, ooh my good grief
                        We're Girt By Sea
                        Girt By Sea
                        Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                        Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                        We're a dirty great big island
                        Girt By Sea
                        Yes, we're Girt By Sea, we're Girt By Sea
                        Was your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, aborigine
                        Or did he come by ship, well it's all the same to me
                        We're a dirty great big island
                        Girt By Sea
                        Hey
                        Another Old Scotch boy.

                        There is a large house in Lorne with a "Girt By Sea" name plate.

                        The Great Australian Bite ...... fifty bucks until payday.
                        Last edited by DJA; 11-06-2020, 07:54 PM.
                        My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by DJA View Post

                          Another Old Scotch boy.
                          Never did anything to match Emu though.
                          G U T

                          There are two ways to be fooled, one is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to believe that which is true.

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                          • #43
                            Can only win Kevin Dennis Auditions once.

                            Kevin was originally an East Ender who shared in Lloyd Williams' first Melbourne Cup win.
                            As of Tuesday Lloyd now has seven.

                            Do you remember the old Kevin Dennis jokes?
                            Last edited by DJA; 11-06-2020, 08:14 PM.
                            My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by DJA View Post

                              You'd be safe , sharks don't eat clowns.

                              Taste funny
                              I chuck 'em a load of Twisties, get them of my oversized shoes.

                              I was hoping for a Kevin Bloody Wilson song GUT...
                              Thems the Vagaries.....

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by GUT View Post

                                Or a Chinese sub took him.
                                There was a rumor he was defective or sumfin' ..... had to be returned for refurbishment.
                                My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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