UK Man Jailed for Having Sex with Chickens While Wife Filmed Him

[Herlock Sholmes]

Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.

One "Oh my God" resulting in many Hail Mary's...

[DJA]

Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

You can see guess where this is heading.

[c.d.]

Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

You can see guess where this is heading.

Lesbian turkeys?

c.d.

[DJA]

Sounds like one of Hitler's supporters ..... twice

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

You can see guess where this is heading.

Turkey's insisting that it's "just really cold today!"?

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Sounds like one of Hitler's supporters ..... twice

You'll have to help me out here. Try as I might, I can't fit Edward VIII or Pope Pius XII into a witty pun.

[Yabs]

I’d quite like to see some of the classic love songs remade with yer actual chicken in mind.

:Beak Softly My Love.
:Fowl Do You Do It.
:Cluck Be A Lady.
:Ain’t Too Proud To Egg.

It’s certainly worth getting an album out in time for Christmas.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

I’d quite like to see some of the classic love songs remade with yer actual chicken in mind.

:Beak Softly My Love.
:Fowl Do You Do It.
:Cluck Be A Lady.
:Ain’t Too Proud To Egg.

It’s certainly worth getting an album out in time for Christmas.

Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Cluck

[caz]

Turkey's insisting that it's "just really cold today!"?

Or shouting "size doesn't matter!" as they get shoved in the oven at silly o'clock on Christmas morning?

Or should that be silly o'cluck?