UK Man Jailed for Having Sex with Chickens While Wife Filmed Him

[c.d.]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-CHICKENS.html

Jail time huh? So I am guessing that this is not an acceptable practice in the UK. Although in his defense I have seen a few chickens that were just asking for it.

c.d.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?

[c.d.]

C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?

No, not really. Lockdown or no lockdown everybody enjoys a good cow or chicken story.

c.d.

[c.d.]

And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.

c.d.

[Ozzy]

I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!

Even if she did, it's a poultry excuse.

[Ozzy]

Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Would have been worth asking the 'beak'.

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.

c.d.

Puzzled Scotsmen are wondering why the chicken wasn't deep fried.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.

[caz]

I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

"I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

Love,

Caz
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[Herlock Sholmes]

I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

"I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

Love,

Caz
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That convent education didn’t work then Caz

[Al Bundy's Eyes]

Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.

Ozzy cracked that one in post 7. Have a read before posting your next little nugget.

[Herlock Sholmes]

Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?

Apologies Ozzy, I missed your post and nicked your joke.

[caz]

That convent education didn’t work then Caz

Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.