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Jail time huh? So I am guessing that this is not an acceptable practice in the UK. Although in his defense I have seen a few chickens that were just asking for it.
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Jail time huh? So I am guessing that this is not an acceptable practice in the UK. Although in his defense I have seen a few chickens that were just asking for it.
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C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?Thems the Vagaries..... -
No, not really. Lockdown or no lockdown everybody enjoys a good cow or chicken story.Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post
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And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.
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I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!These are not clues, Fred.
It is not yarn leading us to the dark heart of this place.
They are half-glimpsed imaginings, tangle of shadows.
And you and I floundering at them in the ever vainer hope that we might corral them into meaning when we will not.
We will not.Comment
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Even if she did, it's a poultry excuse.Originally posted by Ozzy View PostThems the Vagaries.....Comment
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Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?These are not clues, Fred.
It is not yarn leading us to the dark heart of this place.
They are half-glimpsed imaginings, tangle of shadows.
And you and I floundering at them in the ever vainer hope that we might corral them into meaning when we will not.
We will not.Comment
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Would have been worth asking the 'beak'.Thems the Vagaries.....Comment
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Puzzled Scotsmen are wondering why the chicken wasn't deep fried.Originally posted by c.d. View PostThems the Vagaries.....Comment
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Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.
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Sir Herlock Sholmes.
“A house of delusions is cheap to build but draughty to live in.”Comment
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I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.
Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:
"I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."
Love,
Caz
X"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov
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That convent education didn’t work then CazOriginally posted by caz View Post
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Sir Herlock Sholmes.
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Ozzy cracked that one in post 7. Have a read before posting your next little nugget.Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View PostBe fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.Thems the Vagaries.....Comment
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Apologies Ozzy, I missed your post and nicked your joke.Originally posted by Ozzy View Post
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Sir Herlock Sholmes.
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Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
That convent education didn’t work then Caz"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov
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