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  • UK Man Jailed for Having Sex with Chickens While Wife Filmed Him

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-CHICKENS.html

    Jail time huh? So I am guessing that this is not an acceptable practice in the UK. Although in his defense I have seen a few chickens that were just asking for it.

    c.d.

  • #2
    C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?
    Thems the Vagaries.....

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post
      C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?
      No, not really. Lockdown or no lockdown everybody enjoys a good cow or chicken story.

      c.d.

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      • #4
        And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.

        c.d.

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        • #5
          I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!
          These are not clues, Fred.
          It is not yarn leading us to the dark heart of this place.
          They are half-glimpsed imaginings, tangle of shadows.
          And you and I floundering at them in the ever vainer hope that we might corral them into meaning when we will not.
          We will not.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ozzy View Post
            I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!
            Even if she did, it's a poultry excuse.
            Thems the Vagaries.....

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            • #7
              Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?
              These are not clues, Fred.
              It is not yarn leading us to the dark heart of this place.
              They are half-glimpsed imaginings, tangle of shadows.
              And you and I floundering at them in the ever vainer hope that we might corral them into meaning when we will not.
              We will not.

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              • #8
                Would have been worth asking the 'beak'.
                Thems the Vagaries.....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                  And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.

                  c.d.
                  Puzzled Scotsmen are wondering why the chicken wasn't deep fried.
                  Thems the Vagaries.....

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                  • #10
                    Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.
                    Regards

                    Herlock




                    “ Herlock is the cleverest man that I’ve ever met.” - Stephen Hawking.
                    “ I wish that I could have achieved half as much as Herlock.”- Neil Armstrong.
                    “ What a voice Herlock has.” - Luciano Pavarotti.
                    “ I wish that I could dump Harry for Herlock.” - Meghan Markle.
                    “ I know that it’s not good to be jealous but I just can’t help it.” - John Holmes.

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                    • #11
                      I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

                      Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

                      "I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

                      Love,

                      Caz
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                      "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by caz View Post
                        I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

                        Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

                        "I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

                        Love,

                        Caz
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                        That convent education didn’t work then Caz
                        Regards

                        Herlock




                        “ Herlock is the cleverest man that I’ve ever met.” - Stephen Hawking.
                        “ I wish that I could have achieved half as much as Herlock.”- Neil Armstrong.
                        “ What a voice Herlock has.” - Luciano Pavarotti.
                        “ I wish that I could dump Harry for Herlock.” - Meghan Markle.
                        “ I know that it’s not good to be jealous but I just can’t help it.” - John Holmes.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
                          Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.
                          Ozzy cracked that one in post 7. Have a read before posting your next little nugget.
                          Thems the Vagaries.....

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ozzy View Post
                            Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?
                            Apologies Ozzy, I missed your post and nicked your joke.
                            Regards

                            Herlock




                            “ Herlock is the cleverest man that I’ve ever met.” - Stephen Hawking.
                            “ I wish that I could have achieved half as much as Herlock.”- Neil Armstrong.
                            “ What a voice Herlock has.” - Luciano Pavarotti.
                            “ I wish that I could dump Harry for Herlock.” - Meghan Markle.
                            “ I know that it’s not good to be jealous but I just can’t help it.” - John Holmes.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post

                              That convent education didn’t work then Caz
                              Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.
                              "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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