UK Man Jailed for Having Sex with Chickens While Wife Filmed Him

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  • c.d.
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 6578

    #1

    UK Man Jailed for Having Sex with Chickens While Wife Filmed Him

    The horrifying footage of Rehan Baig abusing the birds, which were family pets, was saved under the file name 'family vids' and were shot by his wife Haleema.


    Jail time huh? So I am guessing that this is not an acceptable practice in the UK. Although in his defense I have seen a few chickens that were just asking for it.

    c.d.
  • Al Bundy's Eyes
    Chief Inspector
    • Sep 2019
    • 1776

    #2
    C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?
    Thems the Vagaries.....

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    • c.d.
      Commissioner
      • Feb 2008
      • 6578

      #3
      Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post
      C.D, having just come over from the cow shagging article, I'm wondering if the whole lockdown thing got to you a bit too much?
      No, not really. Lockdown or no lockdown everybody enjoys a good cow or chicken story.

      c.d.

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      • c.d.
        Commissioner
        • Feb 2008
        • 6578

        #4
        And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.

        c.d.

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        • Ozzy
          Detective
          • Jun 2010
          • 275

          #5
          I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!
          These are not clues, Fred.
          It is not yarn leading us to the dark heart of this place.
          They are half-glimpsed imaginings, tangle of shadows.
          And you and I floundering at them in the ever vainer hope that we might corral them into meaning when we will not.
          We will not.

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          • Al Bundy's Eyes
            Chief Inspector
            • Sep 2019
            • 1776

            #6
            Originally posted by Ozzy View Post
            I wonder if the wife cuckolded him into it!
            Even if she did, it's a poultry excuse.
            Thems the Vagaries.....

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            • Ozzy
              Detective
              • Jun 2010
              • 275

              #7
              Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?
              These are not clues, Fred.
              It is not yarn leading us to the dark heart of this place.
              They are half-glimpsed imaginings, tangle of shadows.
              And you and I floundering at them in the ever vainer hope that we might corral them into meaning when we will not.
              We will not.

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              • Al Bundy's Eyes
                Chief Inspector
                • Sep 2019
                • 1776

                #8
                Would have been worth asking the 'beak'.
                Thems the Vagaries.....

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                • Al Bundy's Eyes
                  Chief Inspector
                  • Sep 2019
                  • 1776

                  #9
                  Originally posted by c.d. View Post
                  And somewhere, thousands of puzzled Scotsmen are thinking to themselves.... chickens? Ew! Gross.

                  c.d.
                  Puzzled Scotsmen are wondering why the chicken wasn't deep fried.
                  Thems the Vagaries.....

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                  • Herlock Sholmes
                    Commissioner
                    • May 2017
                    • 22020

                    #10
                    Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.
                    Regards

                    Herlock Sholmes

                    ”I think that Herlock is a genius.” Trevor Marriott

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                    • caz
                      Premium Member
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 10586

                      #11
                      I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

                      Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

                      "I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

                      Love,

                      Caz
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                      "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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                      • Herlock Sholmes
                        Commissioner
                        • May 2017
                        • 22020

                        #12
                        Originally posted by caz View Post
                        I don't do hen parties, but I enjoy a cheep joke.

                        Like the one where the woman drops all her shopping on the floor and the man with a feathered friend under each arm comes to her aid:

                        "I'll pick all your groceries up, love, if you hold my **** and pullet."

                        Love,

                        Caz
                        X
                        That convent education didn’t work then Caz
                        Regards

                        Herlock Sholmes

                        ”I think that Herlock is a genius.” Trevor Marriott

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                        • Al Bundy's Eyes
                          Chief Inspector
                          • Sep 2019
                          • 1776

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post
                          Be fair cd there could have been extenuating circumstances. He may have been henpecked.
                          Ozzy cracked that one in post 7. Have a read before posting your next little nugget.
                          Thems the Vagaries.....

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                          • Herlock Sholmes
                            Commissioner
                            • May 2017
                            • 22020

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ozzy View Post
                            Do you think he might of asked the judge to take he's wife's henpecking into consideration?
                            Apologies Ozzy, I missed your post and nicked your joke.
                            Regards

                            Herlock Sholmes

                            ”I think that Herlock is a genius.” Trevor Marriott

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                            • caz
                              Premium Member
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 10586

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Herlock Sholmes View Post

                              That convent education didn’t work then Caz
                              Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.
                              "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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