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  • #16
    Originally posted by caz View Post

    Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.
    Regards

    Herlock




    “ Herlock is the cleverest man that I’ve ever met.” - Stephen Hawking.
    “ I wish that I could have achieved half as much as Herlock.”- Neil Armstrong.
    “ What a voice Herlock has.” - Luciano Pavarotti.
    “ I wish that I could dump Harry for Herlock.” - Meghan Markle.
    “ I know that it’s not good to be jealous but I just can’t help it.” - John Holmes.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by caz View Post

      Oh it did, Herlock. Happy days - and nights. It was lights out at ten, candles out at half past.
      One "Oh my God" resulting in many Hail Mary's...
      Thems the Vagaries.....

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      • #18
        Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

        You can see guess where this is heading.
        My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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        • #19
          Originally posted by DJA View Post
          Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

          You can see guess where this is heading.
          Lesbian turkeys?

          c.d.

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          • #20
            Sounds like one of Hitler's supporters ..... twice
            My name is Dave. You cannot reach me through Debs email account

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            • #21
              Originally posted by DJA View Post
              Several decades ago researchers found all the steroids being fed to turkeys was shrinking the males' reproductive organ.

              You can see guess where this is heading.
              Turkey's insisting that it's "just really cold today!"?
              Thems the Vagaries.....

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              • #22
                Originally posted by DJA View Post
                Sounds like one of Hitler's supporters ..... twice
                You'll have to help me out here. Try as I might, I can't fit Edward VIII or Pope Pius XII into a witty pun.
                Thems the Vagaries.....

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                • #23
                  I’d quite like to see some of the classic love songs remade with yer actual chicken in mind.

                  :Beak Softly My Love.
                  :Fowl Do You Do It.
                  :Cluck Be A Lady.
                  :Ain’t Too Proud To Egg.

                  It’s certainly worth getting an album out in time for Christmas.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Yabs View Post
                    I’d quite like to see some of the classic love songs remade with yer actual chicken in mind.

                    :Beak Softly My Love.
                    :Fowl Do You Do It.
                    :Cluck Be A Lady.
                    :Ain’t Too Proud To Egg.

                    It’s certainly worth getting an album out in time for Christmas.
                    Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Cluck
                    Thems the Vagaries.....

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Al Bundy's Eyes View Post

                      Turkey's insisting that it's "just really cold today!"?
                      Or shouting "size doesn't matter!" as they get shoved in the oven at silly o'clock on Christmas morning?

                      Or should that be silly o'cluck?
                      "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov


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