Can you imagine the Communists on an episode of "The Apprentice"?
SUGAR : So, Karl Marx, you've brought Lenin and Stalin back into the board room. You were given the task of selling your theory of Communism to some shopkeepers in Milton Keynes. How much did they make, Nick?
HEWER : 52 pence.
SUGAR : That's not good. One of you is going home.
MARX : Lord Sugar, I feel I was an effective team manager...
LENIN : But you didn't manage!!! You left me to work out the theory of imperialism!
SUGAR : What about you, Joe? I hear you antagonised the shopkeepers.
STALIN : Me? How?
SUGAR : By shooting them when they wouldn't buy your theory.
HEWER : Indeed, he shot 268 shopkeepers in thirty minutes.
MARX : There you are! No wonder our takings are down...
SUGAR : Hmmm...Joe, you're fired.
STALIN ; (TAKING OUT GUN) No, you are...
SUGAR : So, Karl Marx, you've brought Lenin and Stalin back into the board room. You were given the task of selling your theory of Communism to some shopkeepers in Milton Keynes. How much did they make, Nick?
HEWER : 52 pence.
SUGAR : That's not good. One of you is going home.
MARX : Lord Sugar, I feel I was an effective team manager...
LENIN : But you didn't manage!!! You left me to work out the theory of imperialism!
SUGAR : What about you, Joe? I hear you antagonised the shopkeepers.
STALIN : Me? How?
SUGAR : By shooting them when they wouldn't buy your theory.
HEWER : Indeed, he shot 268 shopkeepers in thirty minutes.
MARX : There you are! No wonder our takings are down...
SUGAR : Hmmm...Joe, you're fired.
STALIN ; (TAKING OUT GUN) No, you are...
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