Females help me out with some advice

[Monty]

As the majority of my close female relatives are dead, I assume you are into necrophilia.

Unless you wish to insert my brothers name, which is fine with me. Not so sure my brother will take it well though. Still, we'll find out upon his release, once his 5 years for GBH is up.

Monty

[Stewart P Evans]

Let's Face It...

Let's face it Neil, you're just another 'old fart' like me...well maybe not quite so old as me.

[Monty]

I see that as a compliment Stewart, thank you.

There's only, what?, 5 years difference between us anyway.

Monty

[The Good Michael]

Maybe the girl is uncomfortable about telling someone she can't date because she is pregnant with her boss' child? Just a thought.

Mike

[Sister Hyde]

Maybe the girl is uncomfortable about telling someone she can't date because she is pregnant with her boss' child? Just a thought.

Mike

sorry!

[ChainzCooper]

Maybe the girl is uncomfortable about telling someone she can't date because she is pregnant with her boss' child? Just a thought.

Mike

hahahaha man thats hilarious
Jordan

[ChainzCooper]

Wow, The Great Stewart Evans is commenting on my dumb thread. This is a good sign of things to come thanks Stewart
Jordan

[corey123]

Adam,

A youth ripperologist conference? Actually sounds fun though it would probably just be myself, you, and Justin, and perhaps Jordan doing what we young people do, stupid stuff

Sounds fun mate, when, where, and when?

Jordan,

I hope for your sake she isn't pregnant

[ChainzCooper]

Adam,

A youth ripperologist conference? Actually sounds fun though it would probably just be myself, you, and Justin, and perhaps Jordan doing what we young people do, stupid stuff

Sounds fun mate, when, where, and when?

Jordan,

I hope for your sake she isn't pregnant

Shes not pregnant! Yeesh
Jordan

[corey123]

Jordan,

I was kidding, don't worry. Best wishes for you two

[Cuervo]

Hi Jordan,
Sometimes we can notice if there is some flirting or interest from her side. If you feel this, aske her out for a drink straight away. If ypu donīt feel this, my advise is not to rush into it and explore the situation a bit more trying to engage in some conversation. Show your interest for her things, problems and everykind of stuff.
Hope everything goes well

[ChainzCooper]

Hey Cuervo,
Yeah I took my parents to eat there tonight and being the good son paid for everything. My Mom told her I was buying and am a sweet guy. She agreed and said to my Mom Yeah he is. So thats good. I think shes interested but nervous about going out with me solo, so I need to brainstorm on something or wait just a little longer. I've asked her out a few times and gave her my number. So shes texting me ocassionally. Shes really smokin' more than Frazier haha but I'll continue to keep you guys posted
Jordan

[Adam Went]

Monty:

Oh, no daughters eh? That's unfortunate. Was rather looking forward to being able to call you "Dad"...

Corey:

Perhaps we could have the youth conference right after we show the old fogies who's boss at that cricket match?

Jordan:

Seems to me like she's playing hard to get. So why not return the favour? If she's genuinely interested she'll be quick to show it then....no use just waiting for something to happen!

Cheers,
Adam.

[Monty]

Yeah, a daughter......she is 13.

You really don't want to go down that road......son.

Monty

[Cuervo]

Hi Jordan,
She looks very shy and unsecure (maybe bad expereinces before). Keep patient so she can trust you the way she knows you better.
Gud luck
If she is interested you have lots of the road run already.