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  • Natalie Severn
    Commissioner
    • Feb 2008
    • 4863

    #121
    psst Babybird-----Tom is on the pull ........

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    • babybird67
      Inspector
      • Apr 2009
      • 1146

      #122
      i know Norma

      that's why I thought I'd get the friendly warning in . Wouldn't be fair not to warn a fellow 'Sister'.
      babybird

      There is only one happiness in life—to love and be loved.

      George Sand

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      • c.d.
        Commissioner
        • Feb 2008
        • 6599

        #123
        Originally posted by Natalie Severn View Post
        psst Babybird-----Tom is on the pull ........
        Wasn't Druitt supposedly guilty of that as well?

        c.d.

        P.S. Just looked that up. Now I get it. Never mind.

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        • Natalie Severn
          Commissioner
          • Feb 2008
          • 4863

          #124
          Originally posted by c.d. View Post
          Wasn't Druitt supposedly guilty of that as well?

          c.d.

          P.S. Just looked that up. Now I get it. Never mind.
          Well c.d. I reckon he was on something that Valentine didn"t like but the rumour is it was ripping not pulling!

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          • Sister Hyde
            Inactive
            • Jan 2011
            • 282

            #125
            don't worry sista, i eat male chauvinists for breakfast after the past 3 years, i can definitely handle ANYONE... maybe i should start a thread "female chauvinist jokes", if it goes on the other way

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            • babybird67
              Inspector
              • Apr 2009
              • 1146

              #126
              haha SH

              or there's always the option of a drop of strychnine in the tea when you're sent out like a good girl to make it. Of course you could leave your own tea untainted so you have something to drink after you've eaten him up and spat him out.
              babybird

              There is only one happiness in life—to love and be loved.

              George Sand

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              • c.d.
                Commissioner
                • Feb 2008
                • 6599

                #127
                Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

                Answer:So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

                Hey, we kid because we love. Seriously, some of my best friends are women.

                c.d.

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                • babybird67
                  Inspector
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 1146

                  #128
                  ohhhhhh

                  c.d. you've undone all the good work you did with your joke about the polar bear now!
                  babybird

                  There is only one happiness in life—to love and be loved.

                  George Sand

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                  • c.d.
                    Commissioner
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 6599

                    #129
                    Originally posted by babybird67 View Post
                    c.d. you've undone all the good work you did with your joke about the polar bear now!
                    Just checking to see who had a sense of humor.

                    c.d.

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                    • Robert
                      Commissioner
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 5163

                      #130
                      Hi Archaic, I hope you're well and truly on the mend.

                      The diplomatic and chivalrous answer to your question is, "You're not fat. You're just stout."

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                      • babybird67
                        Inspector
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 1146

                        #131
                        posts made in jest are fine

                        genuine sexist remarks, well, they go down like lead balloons with me. So you're safe.
                        babybird

                        There is only one happiness in life—to love and be loved.

                        George Sand

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                        • tji
                          Sergeant
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 523

                          #132
                          Hi c.d

                          Q : why do all men like smart women?

                          A : Opposites attract.


                          Seriously we kid because we love. Some of my best friends are men

                          tj
                          It's not about what you know....it's about what you can find out

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                          • c.d.
                            Commissioner
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 6599

                            #133
                            Originally posted by Natalie Severn View Post
                            Well c.d. I reckon he was on something that Valentine didn"t like but the rumour is it was ripping not pulling!
                            That one went right by you didn't it Nats?

                            c.d.

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                            • c.d.
                              Commissioner
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 6599

                              #134
                              Originally posted by tji View Post
                              Hi c.d

                              Q : why do all men like smart women?

                              A : Opposites attract.


                              Seriously we kid because we love. Some of my best friends are men

                              tj
                              Now that's just cold but I guess I had it coming.

                              c.d.

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                              • tji
                                Sergeant
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 523

                                #135
                                Hi c.d


                                Now that's just cold but I guess I had it coming.

                                Nah i'm just teasing, I don't really mind the sexist/blonde jokes.


                                Tracy x
                                It's not about what you know....it's about what you can find out

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